Im a good role model, you know?

LOL

2008-03-13T23:12:00.000+08:00

click here and vote!

Vote for me leh, got free prize one leh, i wanna win.

yah la very cheapo, but who cares?!

vote everyday arh!!!

boring pictures

2008-03-08T15:20:00.002+08:00

Sorry la!

Nowadays didnt blog because im super busy with work. when i say busy i mean like 9.30am to 6pm kind busy.

I used to think working in a lab is fucking boring but i think my views on it have changed alot because its quite enjoyable to work. mainly because i thought it super boring when u are facing the 4 walls doing mixing, pipetting etc.

But actually its good because there wouldnt be anyone (other than my boss, not that she disturb me) disturbing your peace. Compared to working at giordanos (ex work place) where people are constantly asking me to do shits. serve etc.

so annoying, cant even do my stuffs in peace. but working in a lab can.

but the most annoying thing about working in a lab is that most of the time i need to prepare this solution called EDTA, which is toxic, gives u cancer etc. so i need to wear gloves. you know how hard to make it?

i need to weigh out 0.005 grams of solid EDTA powder whenever i wanna make it.

0.005g leh, si peh hard lor, plus 1ml of water. so thats like very little

so i decided to weigh out 0.05g + 10 ml of water. same concentration. :)

i cant even make a stock solution because the EDTA will degrade.

boy, how smart i am (for people in my lecture hall they might be rolling eyes).

so far work is pretty okay, with some boring times to do. nowadays we (we as in me and sin teck) are waiting for our plants to come so we can do our stuffs.

people there are also very nice, dr ong is also nice! i think she is the i-like-to-go-around-eating-wonderful-food kinda person because the first week we came, she keeps telling us directions on where to get the best food etc. and 2 of my lecturers did their PhD with her.

so far my favourite food in the entire NUS is the beijing dumplings, (10 for $3, 20 for $5) but its only available on thursday. and the queue is DAMN LONG.

colleagues are nice as well (im not saying this just because they might read this). and there's this post-PhD girl called carol, the way she talks is super funny!

people there are all very smart. like youmin, daphne. (doing their doctors and such)

yes all girls lab.

sometimes we have ming kai coming in and make all of us laught by imitating Tim Gunt from project runway "Designers! make it work, you need to blow the judges socks away!"

si peh funny

anyway, i was saying, i didnt blog for so long, its because after work, dinner when i reached home its about 7 plus, so i would slack in front of the com. and go and sleep at 11pm, sometimes even earlier, 10pm!

im like a working adult.

serious i cant even sleep later than 11pm, because the next day i will get SO tired. i need to wake up at 7am, so that i can go to the nearest kopitiam to have breakfast.

now i FINALLY understand why adults dun really like to go out after work.

anyway, pictures! not alot, but i will try to take more!

Ate at Bill Bombers

I've no idea what Ricky trying to do, anyway he is leaving for aust in may. zz

Sec (i kept typing sex, something is wrong with me) School gang

Yes im very short

my work place!

Scene i see everyday

I hate to climb this stairs

Even their lift has chim posters!

the lab im working at :)

Ricky took a picture of me, peeing -_-

Yesterday's experiment: Determine the chlorophyll content in each stalk.

Miscellaneous picture, my green bear blanket. I've been using it since 8!!!

Since we are at the topic of blanket i thought i share the pics of my new blanket!

I think its AWESOME (my favourite shades of blue) and its only one in the entire world. Because my ah ma made it for me!

I love my ah ma!

Field trip. to some orchid farm

this picture reminds me of malaysia, except its choa chu kang

picture of me. in case u wanna see more of me.

NUS sells this super nice fake hello panda biscuits for $2.40 and i think it taste way nicer than the real one.

super nice leh, when i go and buy already left one last one

the dumplings im talking about. super yummy,

$3, i think its worth it

in case you are wondering why there is a good change in picture quality, thats because i have my new phone, nokia 5610.

3.2mp. but not good enough, im gonna buy a new cam, and that gold ds lite when i get my pay, like 13 weeks later :(

sorry la, blog very boring because nothing interesting happened. :(

Im a better pig then you are

2008-03-01T04:04:00.003+08:00

yesterday after work(friday), i intended to go swimming but i forgot to bring goggles along so i went home and take.

But when i reached home i was ultimately tired so i went to sleep! at 5.30pm

then when i woke up its....

4am

hahahahhahahahaha....

i think i should sleep now (again) and wake up at 9am to go swimming.
:)

okay pictures later

jelly beans

2008-02-27T21:33:00.003+08:00

URGH

i bought this box of jelly beans from NUS (my attachment place) and there's this particular flavor that i like, because it reminds me of some sweets i ate when i was young and the taste is super familiar.

I am determined to find which one is it. so i POURED everything out on a plate and eat one by one while watching project runway 4 (absolutely interesting show). and take note of wad colour i put into my mouth

when ever i ate the flavor i like, i will be happening to watch that show and not take note of what flavor i putted into my mouth.

so i had to spit it out everytime and see wad flavor is it.

its red/pink in colour.

so nice!

a pig

2008-02-17T22:20:00.002+08:00

oh my god im sucha PIG

Here's what i did for the past, ahem, 2 days.

friday: sleep at 4pm, woke up at 7pm, dinner, study for mircobio, study from 7pm to saturday, 5am.
saturday 5am to 8.55am: went to mac for pancakes, go to school
saturday 9am to 11am: took the paper
saturday 11am to 2pm, went to KAP for mac with chee siang, joel, sin teck. came home
saturday 2pm to 10.30pm: sleep
saturday 10.30 to 12.30am(sunday): online, eat, watched ugly betty.
sunday 12.30am to 5.30pm: sleep

IS THAT PIG OR WHAT?

okay, got to go and be a better, non disturbing pig.! bye!

its 5.14am

2008-02-16T05:14:00.002+08:00

i just finished studying for microbio, seriously, i followed his study guide blindly, if new jen yen decided to be funny and give pattern, im so motherfucking screwed!

I decided im too hungry to absorb any new informations. my paper is in... less than 4 hours.

IM SO HUNGRY that i feel like taking silly, daylyly, milly, dilly and just eat them up. complete with sambal chilli.

Anyway, i think its good that he gives study guide (even if, *touch wood* he plan to give pattern in the end), because there is simply TOO much to study, around...30 chapters? take and give a few la. and ALL is memorising work. so since he give study guide, i think it can help me do selective studying. which is, in my opinion, NECESSARY. cos there are so bloody much la

its only ONE module. *roll eyes* 2 more to go (i had Cell culture this morning)

somemore i still have Aqua paper, horrors of horrors. Thats the last module i wanna retake lor, okay, maybe second last cos i dun like biochem the most. eh wait. i think i choose aqua as my hatest paper. because AT least dr forday will give hints.

Rumors said that, Dr Neville's paper is quite sucky because he anyhow set questions so there is absolutely no point to pick main part to study (neville : study everything).

I failed my aqua common test (41/100) so i have retest to take, on chinese new year eve. and CNY eve also have immune prac, i studied for immune prac test (which was worth it) and decided to fuck up the retest.

The ultimate sian thing is that i saw the retest paper and its so you-know-or-you-dunno kind of questions, so i cant even crap my way through the paper. then i realised that since its capped at 50%, so matter how well i do, i will still get a Pass.

so i decided to do 50% of the questions, which, sadly, i dun even know how to do.

then i just hand up an empty paper (except for MCQs, which my answers, are all D)

hey at least i turned up okay? last sem's people dun even bother to turn up lor! (i know, this is a weak argument, shuddup, my brain is now filled with Microbio shits)

what the fuck -_-

sigh, i heard engineering courses people take mostly maths. for a moment i contemplate to go that course but i realised that im gonna be year 3 soon.

wah sian leh.

why like that sia. later still got Microbio exam and IM DAMN SCARED NOW.

okay its now 5.31am, i need to shower, wash my hair, and have breakfast (i decided to have pancakes at mac instead of my 4 super cute hamsters)

pray for me, i need it!

I think playing piano is very sexy

2008-02-08T16:52:00.000+08:00

and i want to learn piano too! So that i can be sexy as well.

haha. just a silly idea.

but don't you think able to play a musical piece on the piano is something pleasant? I know i know maybe this is just a 三分钟热度 kinda thing. but still!

hahahahahahh

there is a god

2008-02-08T15:00:00.000+08:00

Now i don't have to think how loser i am for not celebrating Valentines day.

Come to think of it. people make such a big deal over it. is that really that awesome to have fancy dinner etc etc etc?

i guess i will never know!

no worries!

Because i have a absolutely good reason not to go out (actually there are 2 people who asked me out on that day, but i rejected them both *ahem*)

15th of feb, right after 14th of feb! so it means that most of us cant go out on the 14th. and MUST stay at home and study. Im feeling good, shows that god pity single people like me.

Yah la yah la, i know i know people like MeiQi will be pissed for this stupid exam to be on that day because year 1 is like that, year 2 also like that. of all days then the exam is on this day.

then cannot go out and celebrate, even if go out. i think will be a little guilty la.

If those attached people are thinking "I DON'T CARE, i can always study when i come home"

im sorry dears, chances are you are too tired to study, and guess what???

its a 9am paper! so you all must wake up early!

okay, there are probably some people who are damn good at that module so they will be like "i've already studied that"

i have a surprise for u guys too!

V.day and the day after V.day MUST study for microbiology

(okay this reason is abit weak but STILL)

p/s: I know im gloating for something that is relatively sian. because come to think of it. it is sian. I bet you that the people who set the time table are single and bitter as well.

p/p/s: yes yes yes, im bitter deep inside. WHAT? if you were me you will be bitter as well.

happy studying!

Its 3am

2008-02-08T02:59:00.000+08:00

and i want a _________.

now?

i saw ______ and i ________ that i _____ ____ that fella! i don't think that __ _____ ____ me! oh well

of course those shits are too personal to be here. it shall go to the private blog. HAHAHAHAHAHA...

anyway, the reason why i blog instead of writing a diary (since i don't want anyone to see) is because i can type faster and can post pictures ma. :)

HAHAHA

happy chinese new year

2008-02-07T00:50:00.000+08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

may you get many many ang baos tomorrow!

I have alot of wishes for this Chinese new year (sorry cant reveal cos if i reveal i think it won't come true). And the Tv countdown show promised something good. better than last year. which, honestly, is the worse, EVER.

speaking of the channel 8 countdown show. I remembered last time i was SO into it lor, every single year i will wanna watch it. now im 19 (soon), i realised that this shows isnt such a big deal

If you think about it hor. its the same every single year.

I just finished watching 我家有只河东狮 and i think is super TRASHY, but i find it super touching and funny!

Whenever i see cecilia cheung i cant help but think of the nude picture of her on the web that has been circulating around. And i will giggle abit. so funny la.

ahhh... i love romantic comedy! My top favourites are Along Came Polly and Good Luck Chuck (R21) it makes life seems sweeter (but actually its not really that sweet)

Anyway, today, or rather, yesterday is chu xi and was supposed to meet Bronson, ricky, jeremy at 9.30 to catch Sweenty todd (dunno how to spell) and then those buggers change it to 11. and they say they wanna watch the last show.

in the end also didnt watch because i dun wanna miss the last train home (2.15am) and i refuse to take cab, each time the meter jumps by 20 cents! ridiculous!

so i am home at an early 12am.

zzzzz

Ricky is even more loser than me lor. he is all alone in singapore and for reunion dinner all he had was cup noodles! the reason why he not going back to indonesia is because of his visa or smth like that. and he is leaving for australia for a year soon.

good, if tmr im bored i can ask him out :)

As for bronson/poh seng, he is in the army, and i cant wait to see him in his shaved head.

Jeremy is still the same. oh well *cough*pig*cough*

anyway, bronson said it doesnt matter got watch movie or not, the main point is that all of us (as a gang) can meet up and talk cock. Honestly speaking, they are the people that i feel most comfortable talking to, there are no bad-mouthing, even if there is its in a joking tone.

absolutely no worries talking to them!

best still, not in the same school so won't compare results! anyway poh seng is smarter than me FYI. and he looks like a gorilla. hahahahaha.

One of my closer friends

so yeah.

I had my reunion dinner just now. and look at this!

My 9 years old cousins, as shown above, each had a fucking PSP SLIM!!!

oh dear, what do you know? almost everyone has a PSP now. If you still don't have, i guess you need to do some soul searching *cough*loser*cough*

kidding la.

black one is trovan's, gold one is mine (duh), silver one is trovel's

FYI, those 2 are twins. they don't look alike cos they are from different eggs that happens to be be fertilized at the same time

as you can see, trovel/trovan (i cant tell which is who) is playing my Xmen game, which i completed it for about 5 times.

sorry la, no games to play.

Mine is obviously the bulkiest. but i still love it because its gold.

trovan/trovel playing with his Transformer.

Trovan/trovel playing with my xmen.

went out with Pang YuYin (she preferred you to call her Ray, but i still call her yuyin)

i said I have known her for 6 years (when i was 13!) and then this women scoop out her phone and say "lets take a 6 years picture" in the middle of wisma.
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i decided to post this picture cos i think i look not bad.

outside cine, scanning for people to look at (its a monday night, so theres nothing interesting)

she wants to take my back view.

i told her i have sexy legs (IM SERIOUS) and she said must shave off the leg hair then can be sexy legs. ahhhh dun wan la.

ray/PANG yuyin

me, your father

before we part! i think its a nice picture

and lastly....

camwhored using Joel's camera phone. i think this is a nice picture but jaey said it is very fake (blonde hair, fake tan)

maybe for chu 1 i shall have black hair? aha. see how la.

good night all of you!

p/s

approve this??

Archie and the gang is turned into such a UGLY face. I mean, i heard that they intend to add more details to archie but its so lously welcomed so i thought they cancel the idea. but no!

they go on with this new look.

which sucks like hell.

new blog

2008-02-05T12:10:00.000+08:00

I've started a new blog!!!

In that blog, i can post WHATEVER i want, upload any pictures (that im 'not' supposed to), Talk bad about people, reveal gossips (i have a lot of gossips in my school, eg who dun like who but pretend to be nice, who talk bad about who behind whose back, A LOT LA), and insult who ever i WANT. and of course more on my personal life (mainly)

I dun really care that much about the gossips part because these kinda things are... silly??

i know i know, if its silly why blog about it right? cant help it la.

how many times you feel so restricted blogging? and now i finally feel AWESOME

sorry dears, im not gonna share the link with anyone because its a super private blog.

if you really wanna see, you can go search for it, but good luck

OR

you can blog hop and try your luck.

Actually if i were you, i would just stop all the trying thing, because im not SO kpo in others' stuffs (i think).

so yeah.

but you can still come back to this blog la. i will blog here more. :)

back to my life

My ipod got fucked a-fucking-gain, and all the porns, heroes, shows are gone. It got me really pissed

abit pai seh to ask ian for those porn again :(

So Apple returned me a new one (still under warranty), brand new, no scratches, no nothing. so sickening. And the warrenty is gone soon, but i really like my ipod photo because its a freaking 60 gb lor.

urgh, wish my ipod isnt so loserish and keep fucking up.

oh shit, its 12.30pm, my class starts at 2pm. so i got to go now. bye bye!

update more later!

attachment

2008-02-01T20:38:00.001+08:00

I got posted to NUS, school of biological science for my final year attachment, with sin teck, since he is my FYP partner obviously we will be under the same professor.

Pay is from Np, about 400 bucks, which is VERY little. 9 to 5.30pm. which is okay hours since i dun really like works that doesnt have a fixed hours.

Like giordano.

:(

I die i also wanna save up for DS lite (gold). I DON'T CARE

attachment will be for 3 months, starting of 25th of feb to god knows when. just nice, i quitted Giordano and now was about to find another part time job, but now i don't have to worry about that already.

Ming Kai said that they don't give the pay month by month, but rather after you graduate so its like suddenly one lump sum of money. But thats during his sister's time so i guess time have changed.

I hope its not the case la. which sucked.

wish me luck!

grumpy

2008-01-31T17:53:00.001+08:00

Sometimes i see my friends being dumb, i just cant help but sad for them.

Case 1:

I was playing my psp in lecture hall last week. when a lecture hall mate walked pass and saw me playing and he asked "wow, you've got a gold PSP?" the same breathe he used like he was saying "wow, you are being cast as the new character on HEROES?"

i said "yepp. just got it some time ago, quite long already la"

he then said "wah, very nice leh, the gold one"

Me "aiya no big deal la. same price as the normal black one"

Him "how much is it? now i don't know to buy psp for ds lite already la"

Me "ds lite la, prettier! I wanna get one when i have enough money lor

Him "But i dunno which one my girlfriend likes"

Me "siao, buy sucha expensive gaming console for girlfriend for what? you sure she is gonna marry you meh? OR you want a blow job from her? "

okay actually the blow job part is false

Him "But she likes it la, what to do?"

Me "..."

sigh, sucha dumb guy, paying 300 bucks to buy for girlfriend and he himself isnt even sure that he and the said girlfriend are gonna last.

If they are together for a super long time (more than 4 years aka my cousin). i can understand since im a guo lai ren. I think everyone needs to be taught a lesson

case 2

I was eating at some food court with my friends, one of them said, "hmmm.... food here quite nice, maybe i can bring cynthia to eat."

cynthia is The Girlfriend

i rolled my eyes and said "for what?"

the said friend gave me a what-do-you-know look and say "duh, i got trainings, works, school, so busy already, once a while bring her to eat some good food, make her feel special what!"

I rolled my eyes and say its not really worth the stupid trouble. and this caused a heated argument (Friend: You never been in love before of course you will say that what!)

they think they know, but they have no idea at all

My argument is that why bother bringing her to some place where they sell good food? anyway, why even bother to be so nice?

its not a crime to be nice, but i feel that make sure that its all worth it. like the gf is super nice to him or something. and they are gonna last.

tsk tsk tsk

Case 3

I was at 7-11 with shi ying the other day after dinner at sun plaza, and she was complaining that she is now jobless and dun have much money left. since we don't intend to go anywhere we just walked around in sun plaza.

then we went into 7-11 and i decided to buy some pick and mix (my ALL TIME favourite sweets)
and then shi ying was at the shelf. she happily announce that she saw a packet of jelly beans and Derek likes to eat it.

She doesnt have much money left. i think if she buys the jelly beans for derek, she wouldn't have money for lunch or smth.

I said "aiya, i understand one la, just buy la. make sure derek treats you well lor"

and she bought it.

zzzzzz

Now now now... The thing about love and relationship, its a tricky business, too much effort put in, you will definitely be taken for granted (70% of the time), too little effort put in, and the other party will be mad at you for not treating him/her well enough.

love is such a weird thing isnt it? best is not to get it. save the trouble!

take case 1 and 3 for example.

If we have a gf/bf, even if we are left with the last penny we have, and saw something that our gf/bf likes, we will not think too much and probably just buy it.

IF we saw something that we like, and left only a dollar, and the said stuff that we enjoy (say.... mentos? 80 cents at max) we probably will save up the last dollar. and not buy it. If the mentos is for the girl/boyfriend, most of the time we will just buy it.

correct? It shows that we always put our bf/gf as priority. which, honestly i feel, shouldnt be the case

I have a sensible friend called Edison(when i was working in giordano), when i asked him how much is he willing to spend on his girlfriend, he think about it and replied

"at most 50 bucks, i dun believe spending too much on her, afterall i will not be 100% certain we are gonna last la"

I said "hmmmm... not bad, she nice to you or not?"

him "yeah, she's a good girlfriend la"

Then we talked about him and his girlfriend and he said that he is quite lucky because the girlfriend gives in to him most of the time.

they are gonna be 2 years together, wonderful~

SEE! isnt the message CLEAR?

Never let someone be your priority while you are just an option to the person. its bound to work (i think)

I shall adopt this mentality, i probably would rather spend all my money on my hamsters, at least hamsters will like me and sniff my hand when i put my hand into the cage. heh heh heh

okay, i know i sound a little harsh here, i dun really mean it. well, i guess i mean what i say, just a little less harsh, like 80% ? im kinda grumpy now

to another topic, my favourite advertisment!

GOT MILK?

Superman.

Rihanna, she does make the creamy mustache sexy, doesnt she?

Sometimes he look like shit, but this picture makes him look cute leh

High School Musical

another cute one

fugly

ha! this is cute

hahaha

this is nice as well, i like it

Buffy, i used to watch Buffy, its nice!

Britney used to look so pretty

Nice body, not to muscular not to skinny (like me)

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Sweet!

im gonna drink milk everyday from now on!

Be happy for me, will you?

2008-01-30T22:16:00.000+08:00

Im quite pissed now. no make it fucking pissed

seriously, i am fucking pissed.

its like, something i really wanna do, just because of other's opinion, i cannot. keep on saying that i will regret it. how ugly it is. yadda yadda yadda.

like i just went blonder. Im prepared to be screamed at alice. But i didnt expect her to be that pissed?

why cant they be happy for me for something im really happy about?

she repeatedly saying it for about 35 times (in span of 10 minutes that it is ugly), and carry on about me saying that i look like a stupid ah beng. Stereotyping. but its okay, since stereotyping cannot be avoided.

now i feel quite guilty about it.

IF its some fella said its ugly, i wouldnt even give a flying fuck!

BUT its alice here we are talking about. so more or less i need to give her some respect

once again...

WHY CANT PEOPLE BE HAPPY FOR ME, ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IM HAPPY WITH?!!?

YOU WILL REGRET IT. NOT ME.

p/s: to put me in a more fucked up situation, i read on somewhere that a guy's motto is "remember, you will die" and serves to remind us to do what we really wanna do (other than stuffs that are against law) and what i want now is to go blonde, because if i enter NS everything will be gone. if i dun do it now, i probably wouldnt have a chance to do it again, because after NS i guess i will enter work. and obviously work cannot have blonde hair (unless you are ang moh so good for you)

URGH, annoying annoying. chao chee bye

Yuyin's going clubbing this friday. Hope Pam will let me stay over!

nothing

2008-01-26T01:57:00.000+08:00

Soon it will be chinese new year!

I personally believe that CNY is the BEST thing that chinese can come up with. because of the Ang Baos. They should make it a custom to give to people who are

1)Short (like me)
2) Single (like me, my cousin sherry, who is like 18 this year, got attached to this fella for almost 4 years!)

4 FREAKING YEARS! HOW MANY 14 Y/O DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN GET ATTACHED TO SOME GUY AND LASTED FOR 4 YEARS?!

I guess of all the cousins, she is gonna be the first to get married

most girls her age that time probably just get attached and then break off like 3months later. in between the 3 months. she probably graffiti-ed her school table with her bf's name, lAo gOnG or something like that

My cousin dun do that (i assume) and i remembered one time for valentine, she bought lovely strawberries, chocolates, melt the chocolates and dip the strawberries in and wanted to give to the said boyfriend.

FYI: its her FIRST boyfriend, and now still attached

She also made me eat the ugly ones, but its so delicious that me and her sister stole like 50% of it to eat. cannot help it la. very nice leh

maybe i'll made it for myself since nobody is gonna make it those for me on V.Day

back to ang baos.

CNY also got alot of super delicious food, i dunno about people on diet la. How are they gonna survive man. See pineapple tarts you tell me how not to eat? See chocolates how not to eat? Aiyo CNY alot of temptations. anyway, i eat more eat less also forever this weight, like wtf man!

I hope this coming new year is good la. cos some feng shui book promised me that i will be lucky, but not get lucky. *scratches head*

Maybe I must pray more and hope that i will be very happy in the coming new year. By happy i mean no deadly disease. stable part time job. relatively good results. enough endorphines to last me through the stupid lonely years. last but not least...

GAIN LIKE 10 KGS

Also, luckily V.day this year i probably be too busy studying for exams so i wun go out and see cheerful couples every freaking where.

i mea?n, its just V.day right what is the mother fucking big deal?

I've never celebrated it before, so might as well la. complete my collection of not celebrating v.day for 21 years. (im 19, so 3 more to go)

yes, its sour grapes. Hell i wun even mind if my cousin made me some strawberries dipped chocolates. maybe i will make some a give to people. single people who are like me.

OR to make myself feel better, i buy myself a gold ds lite, wrap it up. go to post office and send to myself, sender? "your secret admirer" of course :)

then i pretend to feel that theres someone secretly in love with me. good.

awesome.

Anyway, I was having my lunch (kway peng) at canteen one the other day while some girl came and gave me this.

I told Ian its for him, he insisted it was for me. so i decided to be buey hiao bye and decided its for me. cannot ar?

drew this during immunology prac (what to do, got so much free time)

Meiqi likes it so much that she actually asked whether i can give it to her, she even go crazy and say that the towel in the top view and side view dun tally.

she can be quite serious at times!

aiya, just a silly sketch! Im a science student leh. if biotech isnt my call i might consider studying architectural designs or something. But no link leh :(

someone drew this in CCTA lecture, i promised that someone that i will not mention his name on my blog

i keep on laughing and laughing because its SO motherfucking funny. reminds me of Superbad (which is a super bad show)

funny or not?!!#$!$! now im looking at it i still laugh lor.

i wonder whats going on in my friend's brain.

back to a more, cute topic

MY HAMSTERS!

heres this cuties

From left: Dilly (dark stripe on back), silly (brown one) , milly (light stripe on back) and daylyly (white one)

Im very glad that daylyly is white with black eyes not red because it just reminds me of my experiment mouse which is like this:

-PICTURE DELETED BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN BE SO ANALED-

I dunno im allowed to post this pic or not. so if anyone of you (by you i mean lecturers) dun want it here, tell me and i will remove it

sometimes they are JUST so cute, that i wanna gobble them up!

lastly...

dun forget how i look like!

Riddle again

2008-01-20T10:38:00.000+08:00

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out
what is so unusual about it?  It looks so ordinary, you'd think
nothing was wrong with it and in fact, nothing is wrong with it.
It IS unusual, why?  Study it. Think about it and you may find
out. Try to do it without coaching.  If you work at it for a bit,
it will dawn on you. So jump to it! Try your skill at figuring it
out! Good Luck - Don't blow your cool!

Here is a riddle for you guys! I got it right the first time by the way :)

So many detractors on my blog

2008-01-18T22:53:00.000+08:00

nabeh very annoying you know?

Spam all you want dude, you will still come back and read tomorrow, like its your mother fucking bible.

losers

very tired to blog also la. alot of tasks needs to be done.

your decision

2008-01-10T13:40:00.000+08:00

I imagine when all of us die, we will go to this place, probably the 5th dimension.

This place is ruled by an Ultimate superior being called The Power That Be, short form is TPTB.

Lemme equip you with a image of TPTB. TPTB looks like human, but its race is undefined, because race surfaces only in the 3rd dimension. It will wear a white robe. because white is ALL the colour mixed together.

then when you arrived at the place, every souls will line up and one by one and stand in front of TPTB. behind TPTB there is lump of pure energy, whose name is lola.

to your left, there would be a white box (everything there is white by the way), and that box emits beams of light (white light of course). then you are supposed to stand on the white box and everything you have done will be projected on a screen in front of you, just like a Projector we use in class room

but hey! this one is different! because it actually lets you FEEL how you feel at that point of time (like having sex, cheating on exams), if you are like, say? 57 years old when you die, 57 years worth of life will flash before your eyes

take note that this is in the 5th dimension, all the standard measurements in our dimension, 3D, doesnt exist. so in a way many dead souls can be served.

then TPTB will ask you "do you have any decisions you regret not choosing?"

naturally, anyone of us will say yes, such as

"i regret giving birth to 2 babies, and my damn hushand just left us like that"

OR

"I regret going to JC"

OR

"I regret choosing the chocolate milk tea instead of the peach one!!!"

you get the drift.

then TPTB will give you a chance, to see (through the screen) and to feel how is it like to make the other choices available at that point of time. BUT it will not change anything. just to let you know what will you become.

so. what would be decision, that you would like to see??

probably the most Emo post in the blog.

2008-01-07T12:44:00.000+08:00

you know in certain religion, or in fact, most religions, states that when you commit suicide, your soul will keep on repeating that damn process, and the feelings (i assume everyone commit suicide when they are sad) is also, repeatedly flashing through your souls over and over again.

Some said, when you die, nothing will happen, like your brain will shut down. and thats it. I always wondered "what happens to the brain waves?" because brain waves is energy and energy cannot be created nor formed. only transform.

Probably depends on how you die. like if got hit by a SBS bus, then the brain waves is transformed into sound energy, then if you kill yourself by swallowing a bottle of pills, the brain waves is transformed into, erm... energy that is used to fight the invading pills?

And i heard from many people that the police will hand cuff your hands, and your body will be wipped, i dunno if its true, but sound scary enough. urban legends.

And i was introduced to the idea of life wondered what is life, like if im asked "what do you think is life?" and i would say "Heartbeat!, functional brain!"

if you think deeper... life isnt just mere heatbeat and a functional brain. conscious, maybe, i dunno

aiya, i dunno how to say la.

Maybe there is a soul? i dunno? nobody knows

my point is, if one day, someone who can proved, literally proved, from all sorts of experiments, datas collected, scientifically proven, worldly acknowledged fact, that when you die, nothing will happen.

that means, your body will just shut down, and heart beat would just stop. nothing will happen. And everything will come to a grand finale.

If so. I would really want to give it a try.

i realised i made it sound like im playing some RPG on PSP. like if you fail, all you need to do is to go back to the saved point. and you can just re-do all over again. doesnt matter how many times you fail, since the game is saved. you will definitely win in the end

except this isn't a game.

so i rephrase,

I would want to commit suicide if it is proven, written down, worldly acknowledged, that if you commit suicide, nothing will happen, no souls, no nothing.

yep, thats it.

but the funny thing is that, i dun dare to commit suicide, because i dun wan my souls to go through the same stuff over and over again, its painful enough to experience it once, imagine going through it a million times more.

that would be horrible.

you see, i made it sound like its scientifically proven that there exist souls, and the whole suicide stuff will make you suffer it over and over and over and over again.

except its not.

so, basically, i have only one chance, maybe if i really indeed kill myself, i would feel nothing (as in no souls, no nothing) then good for me lor. if the second theory is true, then too bad.

i wouldnt wanna take that kind of chance!

If by now you still haven phantom my feelings, its actually upsetting.

I skipped this morning classes and went to police station to meet my lawyers to get a piece of paper, which i threw it away.

I contemplated a long time to whether go to school or not. practicals. and work.

so i dun wanna go, all i have to do is to go to AMK polyclinic to get a piece of MC. I have absolutely no mood to do anything, no difference from a zombie.

but i think its unhealthy to stay at home and emo all day long and cry my heart out so i went to school. and practicals, got scolded by ming kai for rushing work to go off early, i dun blame him because he doesnt know anything at all.

I told zinc, who is in suzhou. And she called me immediately. Talked for almost 1.5 hours! Long distance call somemore! Im very touched indeed. thank you zinc!!!

Went to work, the shop is in a absolute mess and i have no mood to work, so im super sad, and to complete with it, a flu and a 38 degrees fever came.

wonderful.

quoting Sylar, from heroes "Life has its poetry, isnt it?"

yes indeed.

its night time and i predict i will get insomnia, again. and wake up with another pair of puffy eyes ala this morning.

good night all. :)

p/s, some people, when they are sad, they will choose to cut themselves, i dont do that, because no matter how many times you cut yourself, the fucking problem is still there.

But crying is different, at least theres no after-effect. compared to cutting (when you bath, the pain lingers.) even though crying after a gazillion times, the problem is still there. but at least, i didnt cut myself.

Clarie said "Its okay, theres a guy in Heidi that can make you forget things"

feeling productive

2008-01-03T23:02:00.000+08:00

I killed a cockroach!

Gosh I them so much, next in line would be housefly, there are so many at the place im working, and im killing an average of 3 per day!

yeah, im that good at killing houseflies.

anyway, I walked out of the lift just now, and a brown fugly cockroach came running over in my direction, without any hesitation, i stepped on it.

It died

i also, rub my feet (with my shoes on of course) and its body break into like 3 pieces or something. shiok.

heres the baby :)

shiok ar, to kill such vermin!

the next 2 pieces :)

hehehehehehe

anyway, some pictures of me (in fake tan of course)

some contrast done :)

nice?

so far the comments on my fake tans are

"wah, look more healthy leh"

"eh, not even at the eyes there"

"woah, natural sia!!"

and of course some buggers always want to be different

"so ugly lar! so unnatural"

so yeah, that warps it up!

I've been thinking about dying my hair ash colours too! to go with the tan and all. tell me if it is nice? your comments! ANYTHING

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that day i went to my school com service centre and try to install programs, and i asked the guy if he can help me set up a the wireless to connect to the school.

then he said "oh okay!"

and he does it! !!!! SUCCESS!

today during IS class i was happily MSN-ing away, and then the PDA got NO batt, it hung, and i took out the battery, and ALL the data was gone

G-O-N-E

so annoying!!

i feel like going to the service centre and ask him to help me set it up again, but that time he did it out of pure kindess. this time i bo dai bo chi go and ask abit thicked skinned hor? hmmm

Discussing something fun, and exciting with Ryan now, will show you guys if it is a success!!!

xoxo

perfect tan!

2008-01-01T00:15:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!

Eh, i dun see what is the big deal about leaping into another year, but oh well, everyone celebrates it and you know you will look like a loser if you don't.

Okay the above sentence is too mean. my apologies, again.

Anyway, you know sometimes its super hard to get a good tan? like erm, healthy tan, with reddish glow (NOT SUNBURNT) and its too difficult to achieve, unless you are from dragon boat/canoe polo/swimming team/ns. even if you are in those, also not 100% healthy tan.

or unless you go sentosa play volleyball every single weekend. tat one also not 100%

even if you wanna deliberately go and tan, you also have look out for the weather ( "got sun?", "sian, weather so fucked up, rain whole day" , or "sian, today weather so perfect for tanning, yet i got school, nb" or even "wah lao, just now the sun so big, now small like ant like that!!!"

sometimes you end up looking like a mudd, or the tan is uneven. bad

to achieve a tan is even harder for people like me that is born with fair skin (bad). i remembered last time i used to go tanning like MAD, then the tan probably last like 3 to 5 days, then im back to a fair Dayvid

poly year 1 sem 1, i think Maxine took this picture, classic example of uneven tan, and looks unhealthy.

after that i decided its not worth my effort to go and tan like crazy. all the harmful shits UV light can do to you. just for 3 to 4 days of tan, my tan wasnt even healthy kind lor!

Then the cineleisure got dunno wad tanning salon that has all the celebrities going there. machiam free like that. But i heard from my friend that those indoor tanning thing only last for 1 day, for the first time you do. THEN it will last longer, the more you do the longer it will last la.

siao ar, so expensive.

I decided to go for cheaper alternative (in fact, its free) using a bronzer!

its super good. it looks healthy, natural (i assume it looks natural because Azrah, shi hui, patrick all asked "wah, you went tanning? ") and erm... gives you a healthy tan?

i used to think this picture is nice! (if you dun agree, its your problem!)

Tanner! got reddish glow somemore!

Again!!!!

I will never be willingly fair again. all the pics are taken at the same place, SAME lighting, just different time , but i guess the orange polo tee im wearing makes the tan more obvious!

Anyway, i admit to my colleages that i use Bronzer. Azrah and Edison said its so fake, you know who can be all natural?

yep, ugly people.

this fella isnt that natural anyway, in sec one he is ugly like shit, no girls would probably give him a second look. contact lenses, hair dye in case you didnt notice. Im not saying he is better looking now. im just saying that he isnt natural looking anyway. just ugly.

yes, if you are wondering, i do have a personal vendetta against him. this is personal.

by the way, if you think this fella is cuter than me (which, i really feel, isnt), then you are heavily deluded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back to the fake part.

If i did use a bronzer, yet i dun admit and keep on insisting that its natural, then i guess you have all rights to mock me. but i admit hor!

I bet you also got use artificial means to make yourself better looking what! contact lenses? rebonding? yadda yadda yadda

(Fuck la, got like a bunch of malays kids at my void deck screaming their heads off, wtf is wrong with them)

shiok ar!

hmmm, sometimes im so superficial yeah?

anyway,

THE ANSWERS

1) You have 8 disks, take 6 out, weight 3 with the other 3, if balanced, take the 2 outcasted one, and measure, ta dah.

if they are not balanced, take the 3 that is ligher, randomly select 2, measure, if balanced then the odd one out is the lighter one, if not, you can tell already wad!

2) the thing you should ask is "Which way is to the place you live?"

if you meet citizen of village A, he will tell you the truth, if you meet citizen of village B, he will lie, and point you to the direction leading to village A.

Did you managed to guess it? i admit i didnt la.

haha, so fun.

shall go sleep, tomorrow got work, Wednesday starts school! wah sian ar!

p/s, i can be officially called Dayvid Tan! (selwyn "lame joke lor") but at least, erm, i living up to my surname?

p/p/s: i saw a super tan old balding ah peh today, his skin is ziao ziao, typical old uncle lor. But guess what is he wearing?

HOT PURPLE TUBE, PURPLE MINI SKIRT, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF!!!!
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HOT PINK CARDIGAN! plus a Nicole Ritchie kind of oversized sunglass!

oh my goodness. i forgot to take a picture and show you guys, anyway, i was crossing the road.

i heard he has been sighted many times!

in case you are wondering how i know he is wearing a tube inside that cardigan (cos cardigan covers the tube, i was walking towards him, and vice versa)

merry christmas

2007-12-24T15:39:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

I hope you had a bashing Christmas party, hooking up with the girl/guy you like and hopefully fuck in bed and too drunk to realise it. oops sorry this sentence is too crude. my apologies.

How did you spend your Christmas? Going to some glam parties? church and spend some time reflecting? stay at home and watch tv?

hope you get the presents that you wanted (i got only 1, but its FABULOUS!)

I've been playing selwyn's ds and theres this IQ game that is super fun, i shall test you guys with the riddles.

1) you have 8 disks, same size, same colour, same everything, the only difference is that one of them is lighter than the rest of the 7. you have a libra-looking weighing balance. using the weighing balance only 2 times. find out with one is the lighter one.

2) there are 2 villages, A and B, the people of village A always tell the truth, the people of village B always tell the opposite of truth aka false. suppose you are on your way to village A. and you come across a crossroad. and you do not know which one is the correct way to village A. a person comes along, he appears to be either from village A or B. ask only one question that will lead you to village A. what would you ask?

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I received this email the other day:

needless to say:

super long list, i shrink it down because i guess you will not be interested in the names.

Half of this list, i think, actually eats chicken/pork/beef almost on a regular basis, yet sign this petition thing.

i dunno whether is it me or what, but aint that contradicting?

the video shows some people skinning the animals alive, using their fur to make coats, jackets, etc. showing these animals in terrible pain. and then they die.

the fur used is to keep us warm, some animal-loving people will go "there's alternative! such as polyester, cotton, etc!"

HOW about animals who are reared so that we can kill them aka chicken? aka fishes? some proteins are only available in these animal's meat, theres alternative too also wad, all these proteins can be found it nuts, etc, why aint you eating them?

c'mon, we eat meat everyday, intentionally!

note: the above and below chunk is only for people who eats meat, use other animal products, yet sign this petition thing against wearing fur without thinking

it also strikes to me that these people are just following the rest of the people at what they are doing. without giving it a thought. following trend.

obviously, 500 signatures will not even work. PETA probably has received tons of such emails, think about it. IF 500 signatures do work, why is it only carried out now? with PETA's i-rather-go-naked-than-wear-fur models', spokesperson (like pamela anderson)'s fan, 500, no, make it 500000 signatures can be easily obtained.

i might seem like im not against wearing fur, im actually neutral, as long as the animals are not endangered species, what i cant stand, is people who doesnt know anything yet sign a petition and act like they are fighting for animal rights, YET they eat chicken themselves!

the steve erwin case is also another stupid thing. so many online letters are being sent to me, and asking me to sign, thus remembering what steve erwin did for the animals.

i dun care. im not his fan. i dun follow his show every what? saturday?. this doesn't concerns me, at all. im neutral.

some stupid girl i read on her blog sometime ago said "it makes me really sad that steve erwin is dead, i used to watch his show sometimes, and now knowing i can never watch his shows anymore"

siao one, just because she watched 1/2 an hour of his show occasionally, makes her write out a whole chunk of stuffs saying how sad she is. acting like a true real steve erwin's fan. in fact, i dun even think she knows if the news didnt report.

there, another girl just "following what everybody is doing" such as in this case, steve erwin's.

i respect people who really loved steve erwin, watched his shows religiously, know him personally to know that he is a great animal lover. these people probably dun even need the news to know that steve erwin is dead.

moving on to another topic: FRIENDSTER.

one thing i cannot stand about friendster, is people adding other people randomly WITHOUT knowing the said person.

i checked my friends list the other day, and i saw quite a number of people whom i dunno. so i though to myself "WTF? was i so desperated for friends last time?"

i swear that i didnt add these people, they added me.

needless to say, i DELETED ALL OF THEM. then i looked at my friends request page, 11 people requesting to be my friends, ALL of which i do not know them personally.

i rejected all.

there are some fella i also know who goes around adding people on friendster, i saw this fella on quite a number of my friend's page, so i asked "hey you know this so and so too! i also know!!"

my friend, said "eh no la, he/she added me one" *cough*loser*cough*

not only 1 time please, like a fuckzillion times! are these people losers or what?!!

i know its none of my business that there are people who are like that. but whether i make it my business or not, is none of your business too. :)

new gadget!

A FREE PDA!! but the stylus is gone so im using some mario stylus for now. Im still figuring out how to use it, it can go online in school, so i can read tabloids in school, blog (unlikely because the keypad is hard to press), and do nonsense on it!

i prefer to write down my stuffs the old school way, using organiser, but since i got it for free, why not use it!

i dig big gadgets. (pun intended)

gold

2007-12-19T01:32:00.001+08:00

I saw a gold Ds lite (thanks to selwyn for telling and showing me), and i love it so bloody much, but that damn thing cost 299 bucks, WITHOUT any casing at all, which i expects the pack to come with, a black and gold casing, which would make it ultimately chio and beat all the common blue, pink, white, black Ds lite

If i had a gold Ds Lite, i would SO rule the world man!

Anyway, ds lite's R4 now is selling at a RIDICULOUS high price of 89 bucks!

so,

299 + 89 + 40 (2 gig memory card) = $438

siao liao siao liao, i keep telling myself that i do not need a gold DS lite, and its really motherfucking expensive, cost even more than my PSP (which, ironically, is supposed to be expensive-er than a DS LITE)

urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................. its limited edition!

fuck sia! WHY can humans be never be satisfied.

you see, last time i had a game boy colour, and i was super contented with it. then i got a phone (my first phone was a motorola phone endorsed by China Dolls! SA WA DI KA!!!!!! LOL)

exactly like that, the yellow and such.

then i wanted a colour phone

hell, now i wan a stupid motorola Q9H or the gold snake skin motorola phone that is also gold in colour.

then i moved on to Creative MP3. at 400 sing mind you!

after it got lost, in poly year 1, i wanted an IPOD nano, then it got lost a fucking gain, so i wanted a ipod video, i searched on yahoo auction and then found out they are selling ipod photo instead...

recently (a few months back) i got myself a gold PSP.

few days back, i got a new adidas watch, which, is gold....

chio ar? most of the people (except selwyn) thinks so!

ironically he was the one who got it. ha

now? I want a gold Ds Lite! i really want it!

because its gold!

what the fuck is wrong with me man?! I can NEVER be satisfied.

Just as well, if all humans are satisfied, there wouldn't be sky scrapper around, no cars, no internet, because people will be in their own ancient lifestyle.

yawn, what a boring entry.

p/s: Im watching National Treasure 2 later!!!! super excited! free somemore!!!!!!!

p/p/s: you know you are siao already when you are deciding which one should be your favourite colour, blue or gold, cannot both, cos they can never go together.

lky

2007-12-11T22:57:00.000+08:00

Our National treasure...

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need i say why? If i need to explain why he is our national pride/treasure to you (if u are not local), i suggest you go shoot yr head and die, or you can just retake your social studies. idiots

USA also have national treasure, part 2 somemore! watch it ar!

TAN!

2007-12-11T00:39:00.000+08:00

I have something to share,

My actual surname is Tan, not Chia

David Tan Jia Wei

To think i have actually lived 18 years with David Chia Jia Wei!

I found out because Alice asked me to sit down because she wanted to tell me something important, so i asked her what can be more important that studying for my aquaculture common test which is tomorrow. she said "Your real background"

I stop studying and turn around and asked "wad about it?"

She said when she gave birth to me, the nurse brought me away from her the instant i was born and she was given a baby after 3 days or so (i was born in KK hospital, not very atas, but nobody cares), she thought it was HER baby.

after a few years she brought me to some check up and the nurse informed her that my blood and her blood is totally different, and actually i belong to some family (turns out that family also got go and do baby checkup), Tan something, but they cannot locate the family because they have all migrate to Australia already.

Of course alice is upset! but she brought me up like her own.

now that im 18, she said i deserve the right to know.

kidding! !!!

HAHAHAH, YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FOR REAL??????? okay its actually like 2/3 real. the Tan part and the baby switching part.

I really got mother fucking switched (weak pun) and thankfully ALICE RECOGNIZED ME! (ahhh, maternal instincts). and asked the nurse to double switch it back.

WAH LAO THIS KIND OF THING CAN SUI SUI BIAN BIAN ONE MEH?!?! I heard from alice that the nurse for demoted or suspended or something. *shrugs*

back to the Tan part,

I attended my cousin's wedding yesterday, Jeffery TAN

Jeffery TAN, and its my father's brother's son, so by right his surname is Chia. Then i asked alice how come is Tan not Chia, alice said

"oh, because when ah gong come to singapore and is not a singapore citizen, he needs a singaporean's IC to apply for housing, then the person who's IC used happens to be a Tan"

WTF? how can like that? Choose so common surname for what sia?! choose surname like Ferrari, Hilton, Keneshiro.... ANYTHING that sounds exotic!

David Ferrari Jia Wei or David Ferrari for short. I can get used to it!

I have no problem knowing that the surname is tan, but i was hoping something more... dramatic!

Like who fucked who, then who died, then the baby got to this family etc etc etc

hehehehhehehe

I told Meiqi that and the baby switching part and she told me its like some korean show called 秋天的童话 which involves some incest, baby switching. and i got super confused.

so she drew it out:

from the diagram, you can tell that there is alot of switching here and there. WAH STILL GOT HEART SOME MORE

I asked her wad happens in the end and she said "the poor girl died, DUH!!!!! someone has to die!!!!!"

god bless all sad korean shows.

moving on to happier topic!

FISH AND CO with secondary school gang

Jeremy, shi hua, ricky and me.

FYI, Jeremy is in SP and he said that he got into Semi finals for some eating competition, he ate like 1 pandan cake, 3 carrots, 1 corn, 1 plate of rice in a swift 7 minutes!

expected one lor! in secondary school he always take my food and eat. but i dun mind la! come to think of it. we are always project partners in sec 1, he sits beside me for the whole of sec 2, 2 tables away from me for sec 3, and behind me for the whole of sec 4!

I know shi hua in end of sec 1 when i join choir (what? cannot ar?) then bitch together, finally end up in the same class in sec 3, and i got closer with her gang which consist of hui fang, clara, florence, joanna. until joanna and clara grew apart from the gang.

Ricky was from my primary school (anderson) and we never breath a word to each other until sec 3, where i sat beside him during geography classes.

Sec 4 he keeps talking about huifen to me since he is soooooo crazily in love with hui fen, who is in my class since sec 1 until... poly year 2

ahhh those times!

Fish Practicals

i wanted to upload a video of the whole process but youtube kinda fucked up. So i upload pictures instead

my turn...

thank god i got blocked nose that day so i cant smell anything fishy (pun intended). I saw meiqi wanting to puke!

Hamster (SILLY)

i got new toilet for my hamster!

there it is:

I think the hamster will be attracted to the smell and shit/pee there. so i dun have to clean the cage often, which looks like crap:

the cage's door is loose, so need to tie it back in case silly escape, the top has a hole, so i covered it with masking tape. in case silly escapes. Its time to get a new cage!

i wanted to buy from yahoo auction, but i think its quite filthy.

a picture of Silly (i will get dayly-ly soon)

so cute! cant stand it!

look what Ian (18 years old one, not the 22 years old one, who happens to have a physique like a Greek sex god) said

Dun understand? its time to catch up with some tabloids yeah?

WHORING TIME!

EVERY BLOGGER needs to whore every now and then, I dun care if you disagree this is my blog and i post what i like, i can post pictures of my dick (which is a relatively considerable size mind you!) and its none of your problems, bitch.

LASTLY....

Dun ask me what is Selwyn doing, im sure he doesnt even know it himself.

just a quick one

2007-12-08T17:12:00.000+08:00

Just a quick one because my common test is coming and there are so motherfucking much to study for.

1)My lecture notes for Aquaculture is so mother fucking hideous that i swear that when i have time i will personally REDO all my slides. as in type out in powerpoint format. SO many unnecessay pictures, fugly fonts. urgh cant stand ugly things

worse is that i cannot edit them because they are not posted on MEL due to copyright laws issued by AVA. I DUN CARE IM SO FUCKING GONNA RE TYPE THEM OUT

2) miss hor sok ying, my pretty immunelogy prac teacher gave us potato chips (1 can) to every one of us. wah so kind, i bet you that she knows some wholesale dealer. must be the case, but she denies it

I will update after my common test, plus im trying to come up with an blog entry to win a motorola Q9H, wish me luck ar!

meiqi

2007-12-04T11:33:00.001+08:00

HIHI!

-typed by Meiqi-

cant think of a title

2007-11-22T23:45:00.000+08:00

Today was a tiring day. Almost died while working. yes working is so bloody mundane.

I over heard wei bin telling frankie that they need more full timer than part timer. i guess its because of the i-can-work-more kinda thing.

BUT i beg to differ, in my opinion, they should hire people who are more good looking! instead of more full timer. in fact, they should probably hire more good looking part timer because customers has a bigger variety of choices of looks! (as in they wun see the same set of faces again and again), im not saying that the staffs at my shop are fugly, but we can use more good looking people. sigh, sometimes im so superficial yet so complex.

i know, its a brilliant idea.

im super busy nowadays! been rushing through endless string of reports and presentations. Today was me and amabel's turn for presenting our projects. and we really fucked up big time. the reason:

I deleted the powerpoint in my thumbdrive, amabel's laptop didnt have the powerpoint because she cut and paste into my thumbdrive!

horrors of horrors.

LUCKILY i sent the 80% done work to my email, so i can retrieve it and just add the 20%. after we present, the teacher clapped his hand and said "VERY GOOD!". WOOH! made me so bloody even though some people gave a nonchalant attitude when me and amabel were presenting.

anyway, nobody gives a flying fuck to them. (their work is quite fugly ANYWAY)

okay, although im happy that the teacher said very good, but im still unhappy with him, because of his kiam pah attitude and the way he answers to people's questions.

more about him later!

no chilli please, mr asshole

2007-11-21T23:36:00.000+08:00

I chocked on a piece of fried egg just now!

i cough and cough and cough, and that fucking piece of fried egg remains in my nasal cavity. bloody annoying, in the end i had to tickle my nose and sneeze it out. bloody annoying, thank god its not in the public because that sight is so unglam and uncalled for. -_-

Anyway, i was supposed to be doing my report last night, i was so motherfucking busy with work (had to work from 6 to close) on tuesday and class ends at 4pm. whenever i had the time i take out my laptop (freaking heavy, i tell you) and chiong my Immunelogy report!

when i reached home, sat down,

The whole world is falling down.

i decided that i am too tired thus i had to go and sleep until 8.30am the next day, shiok!

not to mention common test is week 9 and its already week 6, and there's ALOT of stuffs to study.

speaking of studying, i guess the worse is Aquaculture, Dr neville told us NOT to miss out any slides. sucky sucky sucky.

anyway, i wanted to bitch about something,

I had hokkien mee at food republic, the one at orchard and when i was ordering, i said 'auntie one plate of hokkien me' then she immediately took out one plate and add chilli, then i said 'auntie i dun wan chilli leh'

then she gave me a slight frown and said "aiya, i add liao, nvm la, eat with chilli okay?

i said "no dun wan, i cannot take chilli one" (im serious)

then the auntie said in a rude tone "then you have to wait"

then i said "okay can" and wait at the stall, standing there silently, not giving any sian-ed face or anything.

then there's this asshole, who i assume works there too. witness this whole i-dun-wan-chilli incident said to the lady, in a LOUD tone, loud enough for me to hear "haiya add then add la, whats wrong with it? not as if you are eating shan zhen hai wei wad, not very spicy also what. have chilli or not also not much difference what. so picky for what, so ma fan, teenagers nowadays so picky, no manners at all one" (shan zhen hai wei = good and high ended food, smth like that la; ma fan = troublesome)

NB CHEEBYE I FUMED

i wanted to scold that asshole for making such a rude comment, but decided not to because if i were to scold him it would prove his point that im rude and he wasnt even talking to me. instead i just gave him a rude stare and roll my eyes

wah give people money still must see their face one ar!?

bloody annoying, in the first place who the fuck is him to decide that i should eat hokkien mee with chilli? who the fuck is he to decide that its not spicy? lastly:

WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH HIM? its not his problem at all.

some people think they are older thus they deserve the right to lecture teenagers. (me)

when you get bad services at... say... mcdonalds? and you are really pissed off as i am, you might want to inform the management about the sucky service right? the annoying thing about this is that this kinda stall (like other coffee shop) will NOT do anything about it!

then this asshole can get away with his rude attitude. okay, probably its my fault for not telling her beforehand thus she add the chilli, but i said im alright with waiting for another plate. and what has it got to do with that asshole?

selwyn added "ask him to fuck guys la! fuck asshole and vagina also no difference what? he think what? virgin ar? both also fuck what, see got difference or not lor"

yikesssssssssssssss

chee bye customers, flesh light

2007-11-18T23:17:00.000+08:00

Lets start with the usual bullshit, i worked at Giordano for the past few months (Whats new?) and due to my school hours, i always do closing shifts. Nowadays im very nervous of the closing shifts because due to some chee bye customers. (really chee bye i tell you)

Case 1:

Its already 9.55pm (closing time is 10pm) and it so happened to be me, a malay girl called Normala and the incharge is called Frankie.

So we are already doing all the closing stuffs. and there came this fucker (nobody is interested in his name anyway) and then he came in and saw this pair of jeans that he like, whatever. and he tried it on.

I have no problem with people trying on clothes at the last minute as long as they are not so troublesome. but this guy pissed me off really badly. after he tried it on (which is like 10.05 already) and it didnt fit so he asked me to check other store for him.

I was super reluctant to check for him but still did it anyway, but size 32 is longer available in the whole of singapore. the only size left is 36, which is at bukit panjang plaza and i told him that, he said okay, and wanted me to check it for him. and Frankie told him that BPP is already closed.

that fucker asked me to check other store, when previously i told him only BPP has it.

fucker: anywhere else?

me: nope,only BPP.

fucker: can you help me check other store?

me: ermm... theres only BPP. and they are closed.

fucker: ohhh okay, but i dunno i can fit into size 36 or not also leh, why dun you help me measure? *proceeds to lift up his tee-shirt*

me *thinking simi lj?!?!?!?* and then measured his waist reluctantly, which is a size 34.

fucker: oh size 36 i sure can wear. so any of the jeans have size 36? i wanna try

me *go and find for him, but our shop dun have* and its already 10.20pm.

fucker: erm, i dun have fashion sense one leh, can you tell me what goes with white top? what kinda belts?

me: *some patronizing answers*

then frankie already kept all the stuffs, off the music, previously i have already done all the closing stuffs eg counting money, write bank in slip, write in summary book on sales etc

fucker: oh sorry ar (NB if you really mean it then stop wasting our time!)

AT this point of time 2 guys came in and one of them tried on a top which he likes, and is gonna buy, but he requested for new piece. at the same time the original fucker is switching outfits with the changing room's door opened

yucks.

then i asked frankie where re the stocks for that top is kept and he pointed to a pile of boxes with clothes in it. and said "one of them"

i almost fainted on the spot when i saw that. HENG HENG the carton with the top is opened and i pulled it outta the box to give to that customer. After making his payment he asked me for the members points etc etc and assorted bullshits.

i wanted to slap him so badly.

at this point of time the fucker came out and then choose MORE top to try on. which took another 10 mins of my life.

then i had to deal with the 2nd fucker and explained to him abt the points stuffs and then said that i will check for him, then by patronising him by asking to leave his name and contact number.

HAHAHAH, i know im very mean, but cant help it, i wanna go home and rest so badly. who ask him to come so late at night? huh! ?!?

back to the original fucker.

he FINALLY decided to buy one pants and after buying, he still linger around and look look see see. so annoying. hope that pants tore.

in the end we left at 10.55, and i reached home at 11.20pm when i could have reached home like 20 mins earlier.

case 2

this time is 2 bitches.

Yesterday they came at 9.45pm. which is alright.

who the fuck will realise that they will try on 23534645 tops and stand outside the changing room and discuss superficial topics eg, do i look good in this?

yah i know i talk about superficial topic all the time, but lets pretend that im a serious person who talks about science, computers programming, politics, espionage etc etc etc

i hate it when they use their teh teh voice and talk to me, in a way of asking a favor. i just cannot stand it! they are like what? 1981 kinda age? and they don't even look good lor.

by the time they decided to make their purchase its already 10.40pm. dammit. i hope their tops tore (again)

quit wasting my time and get your shopping done and over with! !! ! ! ! ! !! !!!!!!!!! ! !!! !! !!

case 3:

These applies to the general people who comes to AMK giordano and shop, they like to fucking make a mess of everything and then go away without buying. i have no fucking idea why.

the most ridiculous one i saw was a phillipino women, who is obviously in a hurry, walked pass the shop. and a top caught her attention. while walking, she picks it up. and then throw it back and carry on with her mundane phillipineey life (i know wheres no such word)

fucking hell.

of course there are also people who are super polite and nice. such as this Caucasian lady who wanted to buy some tee, she saw, she tried it on, she likes it. and she buys. unlike some people who has no idea what the fuck they want and try on almost everything. *cough*phillipinos*cough*

annoying annoying!!

okay talk about something else, something porn-ish, actually its a kind of porn. dun read if you are below 18 (fuck la, you will read anyway)

selwyn asked me to check on this site called www.fleshlight.com and said they sell super funny sex toy for guys. at first i thought they sell a range of sex toy

in the end, they sell this:

FAKE VAGINA!!!!!!!!

the site even show a girl masturbating for a guy using this and looks like the guy is very shiok!!!!!!!

this sex toy is called fleshlight, pun intended. and i think it provides the same sensation as fucking a real chee bye.

selwyn told me that he found out about this because he read this forum, and there's this guy who wanted to buy and is looking for people to buy too, because buying 2 is cheaper. LOL.

i think its..... loserish

no not to ask around, looking for people to buy, since its more... worth it?

but its LOSERISH to even use a fleshlight, if you use it can only mean

1)nobody allow you to fuck them = you are quite hideous eg. eng how.
2)you scare contracting some disease.
3)you are for pro-marital sex.
4)you are a carrier of some disease

if you use it for reason 2, 3 and 4, i have nothing to say la.

BUT i seriously feel its loserish to use it for reason 1!!

fucking loser! *makes a L sign*

thats it for today! shall read my book now.

I've got something to announce!

2007-11-15T21:57:00.000+08:00

2 to 3 weeks ago, i bought 2 hamsters which i named them silly and dayly. (there's a good reason behind the naming!) and then one evening my cousin Edmund came and played with dayly, and he didnt close the cage properly and the next day dayly escaped.

Luckily Alice found it in the first room of my house (I was thinking whether to use the word flat, apartment, or house, but i think i use house) and put it back to the cage.

she even said "wah wo fang jing qu de shi hou, ling wai yi zhi hamster ma shang gen ta wan" (wah, when i put it in, the other hamster played with it immediately). I feel so happy for both silly and dayly.

some time ago i cleaned the cage and put both of them into a tupperware. but when i turned around. Dayly was gone.

horrors or horrors, i launched a whole SWAT standard (conducted by me) and searched the entire house. Till today Dayly hasnt been found. Im very sad. I think he crawl into a pipe in the balcony and died already. if not dead by now, should have crawl outta the hiding place and find some food, right?

Its sadder when i see silly alone in the cage. when it has dayly, it will climb EVERYWHERE with it. sniff its butt etc etc. now it just hide in this tube thingy that i put inside the cage.

Selwyn said MUST buy another dayly-ly to put back into the cage so that silly will not die of boredom, I told MK this and he said his hamster (i dunno is Hammy or Bread) survived for 2.5 years alone. which is quite good for a hamster.

but i think its very sad. shall buy one soon :(

anyway, im happy to announced that Heroes is back, for those who are too lazy to download heroes season 1 (now its already season 2), you can either watch it on channel 5, every monday, 10pm. or you can come find me in school, and i can just copy paste the whole season one to you! im just so good sometimes.

Ian said that season 2 is boring, which i think it is. even that TIM KRING (producer of the show) apologised for making it so shitty. he promised it will get better (it really does!)

so many awesome powers are coming up.

Last time my favorite power of season 1 is super memory skills, like charlie, but sadly she is being killed.

Now i decided i wan the muscle mimic skills that this quite chio black girl called monica has! She basically just look at some action (be it fighting, pole dancing, stunts, somersault) and she can just do it without any practices! HOW COOL IS THAT?!!!

my favourite character is still that cheerleader, claire bennet.

speaking of her, hayden penettitre(lazy to check up her name), who i thought is gonna be the next lindsay lohan, is trying to save the dolphins in japan! And what is our Fire crouch doing? in rehab, from what i've read from the tabloids, she is changing for the better (other than wearing a see through black top and dines at The Ivy)

Save the cheerleader, save the dolphins, save the world!!!

its actually quite good for me to watch Heroes, gets me abit excited about DNA stuffs, which is what im doing!

Back to something more serious: School.

Its week 5 already! week 9 is gonna be the common test week already. Super fast! I still remember Zinc told me last sem "Wah its week 5 already, cannot ziao already"

Soon im gonna have my attachment , FYP, then some studying, and after which im gonna graduate, thus the end of my poly life. which is SUPER fast. its already year 2 sem 2 week 5!!! crazy! crazy!

Then i'll have to go NS and shave all my hairs off. while serving NS i need to think what the fuck i want to do with my life. actually i have NO idea, but i know i dun wanna be stucked in a lab for the rest of my life.

back to my projects, my group fishes is dying at an amazingly fast rate, so far more than 30 has died (like only 3 weeks has passed), and we still haven got an idea of what is causing the death of our fishes. Im thinking nitrate. Huifen thinks its water. or something

Mei Qi think someone is cursing our fishes, she jokingly asked "have you offended anyone lately?"

I don't think i did lor! i probably rolled my eyes at some fucked up customers (making sure they didnt sees it of course). But I don't think they have done that to my fishes because they dunno that im doing a project on fishes.

That day i took out one dead fish and was REALLYYYYYYYYYY curious on wads in the fish body, so i asked doctor neville whether i can dissect it, and he said "Yes, you know where to get the forceps, the equipments?"

Im totally surprised by his statement! i thought he would be super against it. But he agreed! he even showed me where are the forceps and gave me extras in case it isnt sharp enough!

i just wore my gloves and cut the fish into half, and use the forceps to dug out the gills (gross, i know, but im so curious!) and examine the fish's intestine, eyeballs, and its brains.

okay i think it enough.

probably i offended some people in my lecture hall (anyway, i dun think anyone can get along with everyone) so yeah... our fishes are not only the ones that are dying, other groups also! JUST that i think ours is higher rate.

I got kinda irritated by the fishes death that i said "wah lao, should have changed to the plant modules too"

but then again, i read nian shun's blog and seems like their lecturer is a bitch.

Maybe its the weather? you know, nowadays alot of shitty weathers, rain, rain, shine shine... thunderstorm etc.

Mouse project are much easier to handle. Alot of shit injections to inject to the mouse, its kinda poor thing.

since im in year 2, which means my sec school friends who have gone to JC are taking Olevels. and Bronson (last time he is our class chairman) is going into Army! I find it super weird to see my friends from sec sch will be going to army. soon bronny will get a girlfriend, i heard he has already. and then get married.

his birthday is also coming soon, wah alot of people birthday falls in the last month of the year. like Bronson oh, Florence, Shi Ying, Jia yi, Edalene. so many la. geez. so far i only know what to get for shi ying.

presents hunting soon :)

oyah and don't forget Christmas Day too! sales everywhere!

cant wait for 2007 to end, shitty year. but it turns better after my birthday! at least its good. I've even won a pair of tickets to catch Enchanted (by nuffang), but i didnt put their advertisment, thats because i dunno how to do the HTML shits.

diploma in Biotechnology, not IT. you know?

speaking of tickets, Jay chou concert's tickets is sold out in 4 hours after its release (info from MK), whilst spice girls's tickets are sold out in 5 mins! (info from perezhilton.com)

they must be earning like mad.

got to sleep now already, 2 practicals tomorrow. abit sian sia

preview

2007-11-04T01:02:00.001+08:00

Okay, i shall blog tomorrow (Sunday). Tomorrow is Sunday, no work, no nothing, so i can blog, do nonsense etc. Hope Im not too occupied by Marvel: Ultimate alliance. super fun game! on my PSP!

psp IS one of the best thing humans can come up with, sorry, it still lost to sex. no sex, psp can come in!

Anyway, im gonna post a video of ME taking measurements of my fish (names unknown, cos my group have like 30 fishes), some pictures of my project mouse (i secretly named it Bambi), and my new pet hamsters (Silly and Dayly)

I wanted to take picture of the process of extracting mouse blood but im not allowed to do so, on friday i wanted to inject the mouse but it escaped and ran ALL over the place. and jump from 1m high table and tried to RUN AWAY, but still got caught in the end.

So Bambi, RUN WHILE U CAN BECAUSE YOU WILL BE SPLICED OPEN IN A FEW MONTHS TIME.

Kinda sad, but without experiments they wouldn't be bred in the first place.

stupidity

2007-10-24T23:58:00.000+08:00

I was thinking of some *ahem* intellectual stuffs nowadays.

So, I was thinking on "what exactly is stupid?"

Of course by definition, stupid is:

1.	lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.

2.	characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question.

courtesy of www.dictionary.com a very good website (one of my short cut links!)

Anyway, I thought of the inability to learn what normal people can do, and the said person cannot, thus stupid.

Example, I have this malay colleague who is very slow in learning stuffs, thus auntie Sally always scold her, and she cried in the shop's toilet. Sally called her 'stupid' and made her sad.

What if, she is actually capable of learning things as fast as normal people but her interest is not there thus she did not put in enough effort to learn? in fact, she might be super good in other areas, such as cooking? therefore she is not stupid

such as me, not knowing about soccer/basketball/computers therefore when im asked a question regarding such stuffs and i have absolutely nothing to say except "oh i use MSN!". Whoever asked me might feel that im stupid, but in actual fact my interest is not there. geddit?

one of my interest is talking superficial stuffs.

which leads to an issue that everyone is involved, Academic performance.

Definitions didnt mention anything about "degree, 8 points for Olevel, all As for poly etc" but our level of cleverness are always linked to academic. because thats the most convenient way of judging whether we are stupid or not. stereotyping. But its okay, because stereotyping in society is inevitable.

digressing abit, im not talking about those mentally retarded individuals, im talking about normal healthy people.

back to my point, school works is always used to judge a person's level of cleverness, stupid or not. thus many school dropouts/ITE students/Students who do badly for school are being viewed with colored lenses.

so, can i say that they do badly in school because their interest is not there? Some might be gifted in art, design, cooking, body building, etc.

According to selwyn, there are people in the society with multiple degrees do not know how to work with people (such as Fann Wong, in JUST FOLLOW LAW) whilst there are people who do not have degrees, PHD, diploma but their human relation skill are superb. (eg, ah bengs etc)

so which one is considered stupid?

to emphasize my point,

We also have IQ testing, mensa organisation. which is an elitist that only allows people with IQ above 150 to join, FYI, to join, you need to take an exam (SDG $50) from them and they will determine your IQ. the logic "not interested to join thus dun put in effort to prepare for the exam" doesnt apply here because you have to pay first. if you dun wanna join, then take for what?

But how about EQ then? you are super good at logic, but sucks at human relationship skills, are u considered stupid? or if you are super good at human relationship skills but logic skills are damn poor, are u also considered stupid?

food for thought!

p/s, i know we use the word stupid casually eg, nb, that girl damn stupid sia! Im actually talking about definitions here.

understand this and you are on your way to university

2007-10-24T23:50:00.000+08:00

Sentence of the day :

A dyslexia guy named Selwyn became an advocate of astronomy, the fact that he witness a syzygy which is not an phastasmagoria is an inexorable truth.

P/s, of course selwyn is not dyslexia. nor he is into astronomy. i was just kidding!

Anyone knows what am i saying? Ming Kai you should!

phone

2007-10-18T16:23:00.000+08:00

I went to Chinatown just now and i saw the Iphone on sale. im damn sure its the real apple product. I heard from MK that some stupid kuku from china tried to sell the IFone. not IPhone. i expect the designs will be the same. So typical of China people. not all of them of course

Its nice, but I've heard bad stuffs about the Iphone. Saying that the fuctions not good etc etc etc. Then I want a sidekick, got a bit excited because Selwyn said sim lim square surely got people are able to do that, but even though unlocked already also cannot be used because of the network.

sadded.

I also like Sumsung I600. but then its really tough to type stuffs on it. So i guess i might want to get Motorola Razr2 V8.

Nice ar?

Then Selwyn showed me:

The Gold Version. 18 karat gold-plated, Snake Skin at the back. Confirm very expensive one. so nice lor.

anyway, gold-plated, real skin for fuck? should made it like gold colour (not sprayed on) and fake leather what. thus it will be cheaper!

time to save for it. Anyway my current phone is still functional so there's no need to hurry. More important things come first.

lets drop this topic and talk about something else. Beside my work place, on the right of it is a beauty salon providing manicure, message services, aim is to make you prettier. Although I would like to say that I do not go to manicure shop, but I find it super ridiculous that they charge a whooping $20 bucks for normal finger nails painting, just adding a colour.

siao one, might as well save at home and do it.

the place is called Body Palace. Since its opening, I've only seen like 4 to 5 people going in. excluding the staffs. My colleagues and I are very mean, we are betting on how many months they can survive before they close shop.

i give them 2 months.

Auntie Sally even more mean, she is always criticizing their staffs for being ugly, not the ugly-ugly, but the ungroomed-ugly, saying that they are all from china etc etc. come to think of it, 'chio' doesnt seem to strike my mind when i saw them. but rather 'oh china people, should be cheaper to hire compared to locals"

I think im right, if not ALL the staffs there would be chio chio kind.

the shop on the left is also another beauty place. no sign board etc etc, message etc etc. All locals other than 2 china staffs (there are 4). and also not very chio.

Im actually okay with the people at body palace because they know their place and don't try anything funny. but then the one on the left always got pattern one. Eg: talking loudly and laughing, and occasionally look at me folding clothes which makes me uneasy.

Edison feels the same way.

I haven be able to see what service they provide, but i will check it later!

***

MORE BLOGGING LATER

ice cream with strawberries

2007-10-15T23:10:00.000+08:00

Sometimes you can help but agree Life's a sweet bitch. Take 2007 for example, I know it isnt the end of 2007, but SOON it will be.

2007 is, bitter sweet. actually. bittergrout ice cream (i know there isnt one but please pretend that it exist) mixed with a handful of chocolate-coated strawberries and you usually eat the bitter ice cream but occasionally you get the chocolate coated strawberries. and suddenly u feel like eating the ice cream because you know you will get the strawberries

exactly how i feel, except that the ice cream tub is like family-sized, and the strawberries are like economic sized. sometimes with 1 or 2 thats like super sweet or super huge.

2007, breakups, getting over breakups, police, lousy days at school, picked up smoking, getting attached, fucked. etc etc.

economic sized strawberries includes meeting Elaine when i was working, and had supper and still feel that we can talk about all sorts of things (the kind that i seldom say) and although i know her when i was 13, sec 1. and were separated since sec 3, I feel that we still have stuffs to talk to.

another strawberry is going to J8 and work and found out that my lecture hall friend Josephine is working there! same company but different outlet. and at least i have someone to talk to. and also Peter who works there and i think we get along quite well!

not to include getting my PSP. (I dunno whether it counts or not because in this context it is supposed to mean that by chance, i work for the PSP, it shouldn't be by chance.) \

so i guess material gains shouldn't be considered as a strawberry, rather a strawberry that i buy! not dig from the ice cream tub

First half of 2007 was super bad, lowest point of my life, I know that some people who are like 40, 50 or even 60, might scorn and rudely added "how bad can it get? you are only 18 la, please lor"

like i've said, family sized. morons.

Occasionally good things do happen (the super huge and sweet strawberries). Sweet enough to linger in my mouth until i finish the tub of ice cream aka until 2008. AND hopefully the sweet sensation will last till i die.

okay back to a specific classic case of bitterness:

I lost my phone today. its a nokia 6210 classic

One of the first things that happened in school today was Ming Kai and Maxine were laughing at this 'zero dollar phone' and said something about it that I forgot.

Its very annoying for somebody to comment negatively on your stuffs eg phone. orange top. But Im used to it since Ming Kai just made that comment, i guess he didnt mean any harm. ANYway, i do that sometimes too. oh well

Then after school i went to the libray, wanting to borrow Buffy. And i sat down on a beanbag and read my paperback. When i left I forgot to take the 'zero dollar phone' with me!

I even have a fucking strong feeling that tells me that i left something so i checked my bag and make sure all my books are in there. and they are.

On the bus I suddenly thought of the phone and i wanted to take a trip back to the school library and find it but decided to call (using some stranger's phone) and its bloody engaged.

"No point going back to see if anyone found the phone, because obviously they do not want you to find it back or else they would have not throw away the sim card. " geddit?!

urgh, fucking irritating.

So, I can only remember some numbers like Alice's, my house, my OLD house (4571512) and some numbers that i took the effort to memorise BUT just cannot so i memorise the sequence on the key pad instead. it worked!
'
Thus i have lost all the numbers, I feel kind of sian by that, because to accumulate back the numbers it would take some time but i figured out that if people wanna contact me they would have my number and will sms me.

if not, then wads the point of me keeping their numbers?

obviously there are some numbers i need to gather first for work related.

***

Lets talk about memories. When did your last memory began? the earliest memory I had was that i was pleading my auntie not to send me to school (nursery) wearing a blue PAP uniform. and the next thing i know i was banging on the door because i wanted to go home

then it flashes to me going on a cruise with alice and daddy. super young.

Thus i think its a waste of money to bring kids abroad, they are too young to remember what they did there! in my opinion the money should be given to me so that i can buy a new phone. i saw someone selling iphone online for like 1 k plus, siao one.

okay its like 12.20 and i wanna read my buffy now.

i'll carry on tomorrow.

last day of holiday

2007-10-11T16:44:00.000+08:00

Saturday and Sunday are Hari Raya holidays, and my malay colleagues are taking a break off work, so it means I must work on those 2 days. WHICH means friday is my last day of Holiday

Now is already 4.46pm (i woke up at 11plus, laze in bed till 3.30) and half the day is gone already. wake up, (didnt brush teeth), open fridge, nothing to eat. Play Xmen II on my psp, got stuck-stuck. off it.

Called shi ying, wanting to ask her whether she wanna go and have dinner after her school (she has work), called Kenny, he is in NS and cant leave the camp. Last minute decided to go to selwyn's place and stay over. very bored at home la.

boring thursday afternoon

I wonder whether this is my last holiday or not. I heard from Brian it might be because got attachment etc etc (low pay)

I don't have anything interesting to blog about, so I think when you have nothing interesting to blog about, you can always put photos (of bo liao stuffs)

or big ass narcissistic picture of yourself (i.e MOI)

Just had a haircut, for school on monday (sian ar)

another bo liao picture. it is actually my crumple, necklace.

My new Porter wallet, which is cut-proofed!

Crumpler strips

super reflective PSP, I saw the new and more slim one a couple of weeks ago, But do I feel wasted for getting the old, gold one? No. because I love big gadgets.

Dinner at Sizzler!

Their Menu, I think its actually quite worth it to eat there because you get free flow soup (their cream soup is marvellous) which are cream soup, tom yam and one i forgot wads the name. crabshell or something. also a free flow of fruits, and sundaes that you can make!

I think they are famous for their steak, I ordered a medium rare one and it taste really nice!

speaking of medium, do you know Filipinos pronounce it as "Mee-dee-om" ? i think its kinda annoying when Filipinos customers asked me for Meedeeom size clothes. Anyway, i shouldnt be judging people's english since mine is not fantastic at all.

yeah right.

contented customer (not a Filipino, he's a Singaporean)

My salad which I didnt get to finish it (if i finished it i cant finish my steak)

"where's my food, bitch?"

EAT!

mine, with grilled prawns.

Sundae, which i added a little too much toppings (strawberries sauce, nuts, chocolate chips, rainbow sugars, this and that)

Thus end a food entry at a singapore restaurant!

Moving on to, ahem, China 3 stars hotel restaurant

I received this pictures via Email just now: fucking funny, and i mean it

Finally

2007-10-09T16:33:00.001+08:00

you don't see the same post when ever you click on thedayvid.blogspot.com

Aiya, can't help it though, Im plain lazy to update and then Im always ~~having sex every other day~~ going out everyday other than today, and thursday. Another main reason is that Im always clearing my room out of rubbish (by rubbish i mean stuffs that I don't use anymore)

and probably cook pasta, pictures later.

Back to a more, ahem, recent topic: Jolin Tsai

I dun like her hair. Long hair is better. wayyyy better.

Since Im not paid to put in good words for her. I shall say that Im disappointed this time. I haven even got my copy yet (im broke) and I've already downloaded her songs. (like 7 of them). But I really like her pole dancing stunt! fucking amazing.

Those of you who didn't watch the MV might not know what am I talking about. She, single-handedly spin 2 full rounds around a pole with her legs away from the ground and body facing the camera.

amazing or not you tell me? I also wanna learn, I've tried doing it at those fitness corner at HDB void deck, but failed miserably.

back to her songs. Theres a song called 日不落 that I really like it (listening to it on loop) and enjoy singing it to Selwyn to irritate him. He said that song isnt nice at all, very typical pop song.

*roll eyes*

He also said that its irritating to listen to her 一个人 because of that 哭腔 she is using to sing it all along, and i told him that song is meant to be emo emo kind but he said emo songs also got other ways to sing one.

But I like the movies she filmed, but kinda stupid with the one with Stephan fung. Less than 5 minutes she met stephan already stand so close together, eat together. basically behaving like a couple. where got people meet less than 1 hour fall in love already? siao ar, my speed dating is like less than a week MAX.

*roll eyes again*

moving on briefly to another topic: SCHOOL

Practicals every other day other than Thursday, meaning cannot wear slippers to school and must bring lab coat, which is very extra to bring because of the weight. and i think life sciences courses are generally tougher.

no more late nights already, and very very soon common test will come, followed by exams. sipeh sian leh.

Sigh, wish Im Ian, who is now is Switzerland till the end of this month, and his trip is sponsored. Im all ready to receive my chocolates! watches also can! Actually I dun mind going SuZhou to visit Zinc also, she's already there for like 1 month plus. Hope is doing well.

I guess she is, her blogs entry are not so emo emo.

I heard from Ricky, who is an indo-chinese, that usually people who first left their country to another country for study/work, for the first few nights they will cry because of homesick, so I wonder whether zinc will or not, after all she is a girl.

i realised that almost every new starting of a sem, my hairstyle will change!

last sem was super fucking short like this

First day of sem 3, after school go town with zinc.

now:

taken during work, yes i changed my glasses. ANYway, Im just very glad that my hair is back to my old length. I realised if I wanna have longer-than-average-guy's hair, now is the only time to do so because i will need to shave my hair off for army, then after army still not the end of story. still go reservist to go, every year.

thinking of dying it ash blonde, but think black goes better with my glasses. *dumb look*

how it looks like when its very wet! ignore my skinny arms. its the worse when going to swimming, because wet hair is very un-style-able because of the water. And if i try to apply wax and hair spray, the whole head will be very ugly after it dries up.

so option 1 is to wait for it to dry throughly! which is super time consuming (for me), takes about an hour. or so. and nobody will wait an hour for my hair to dry.

option 2 is not letting your hair touch water when go swimming, this is very stupid because who the hell does that?

option 3 is to wear a cap after a swim, this method isnt good also, because your cap will have a chlorine smell. if u use shampoo it will have a shampoo smell. -_-

option 4, which is styling with wet hair. which is what i choose!

the last option is, not to do anything to your hair. which sometimes i use la! like that day after wavepool.

best is to bring a hair dryer along!

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Cooked Pasta the other day, lazy to recall which day la.

boiling them...

chop chop!

tomatoes in the pan, waiting to be cooked!

fry fry stir stir!

very delicious, I dun like the mushrooms though

cook 'em up!

soup! also rather nice

TA! DAH! although the sauce is pre made, the soup is campbell soup, Selwyn did most of the cooking, but in the end is very nice.

Yesterday i went downstairs and bought the sauces, etc etc and cooked pasta and eat. Although not as good as pastamania's, but still edible, next time shall try cooking laksa (with premade sauce of course)

Its almost 2, shall go and sleep now.

p/s: here's a riddle for you, 1/3 hot, 2/3 cold. what does it mean? hint: an action

p/p/s: Don't you find the phrase POKE POKE, MOANNNNNNN, very funny? poker pokee pokemon! AHHAHAHA

porn, funeral, paris hilton

2007-09-13T00:25:00.000+08:00

Im getting mad!

I've got like 30 gigs of porn (from Ian) and I have no urge to watch it!

Ian "you die le la!"

MY GOD! What is happening to me?!?!?!
"relax dayvid, you are just sian of the same fucking thing over and over again" a voice told me. Wah so i must switch to gay animal incest porn ar?!? thats sick, and hard to find, and those animals are so ugly.

okay fine i admit i watched one. WHAT? cannot ar? I bet your father/brother does that too!

I walked pass Pearl Centre (yangtze cinema) that day and i saw cheesy porn flick being advertised, so funny! and i said to Selwyn "eh find one day go watch those cheesy porn flick leh, like very funny like that"

When i say i wanna watch i mean for the sake of experience NOT the porn itself (im not interested, PLUS i have like 30 gigs in my ipod, like HELLO?). Selwyn said "eh very dirty one leh"

"erm, like ghost-dirty kind or the semen-stained dirty kind?"

"semen-stained kind la ah duh!!"

"aiya nvm la i wanna watch it!"

"ya la ya la what ever la"

disgusting old ah pehs wanking off in the cinema! I'll blog about it. maybe take a few clips! And I will tell u if i meet your grandfather there ar k?

oh by the way, the posters are all hand painted, i think its super old school, and i wonder the guys who painted the erotic posters get a boner or not

on a completely different note...

I've got 2 bloody cuts from inline skating that day (i didnt wear socks la thats why), so say goodbye to my fabulous sexy legs, and i got my hand cut by a bloody plant just now. and my finger got cut by a bloody scissor that day while cutting a pair of pants during work (no im not a tailor)

Hmmm... i shouldnt be whining about all these because its very unglam for a 18 years old guy to talk about such cheesy stuffs.

Back to a, ahem, more serious topic"

Who will attend my funeral when i die?

I was talking to selwyn and he said his friends wun even know if he is dead. I think about it. OYAH ME ALSO HOR.

Actually when im dead, the most it can happen is just me not onlining consistenly(at all) and my MSN friends whom i seldom talk to, or never, will just carry on with their mundane life. not noticing the "Dayvi.dd (NINJA BOYFRIEND)" is in red. which means Offline.

I think the person would probably know is Jia Yi, since Alice likes to call him (more about that later) and Alice would probably sob and call jia yi to inform him about my death. FROM jia yi the news will probably spread to Wilson, Shi Ying, Edalene, Zinc.

THESE people are not from my sec/poly. I mean, jia yi and zinc are fm NP la. but not my course.

SO!! my sec school friends wun even know! of cos they wun attend if they dunno la. dumb dumb.
so in the end i think the people that will come are just my relatives, jia yi and gang(i hope).

JIA YI IM RELYING ON YOU TO RELAY THE MESSAGE ALREADY. (no im not gonna die yet! JUST IN CASE, i still wanna live)

Just to prove my point, I had stomach flu, fever, diarrhea all in one go yesterday and only selwyn, alice, ming hua knows! okay, shi ying also know cos she wanted to jio me out for dinner.

So no friends will come to my funeral :(

I've learnt something today, from Paris Hilton (yeah very dumbass to learn from her, what? cannot ar?!)

REMEMBER THIS "WHEN YOU DO NOW WANT TO DO SOMETHING, DO IT THE WRONG WAY, SO YOU WOULDNT BE ASKED TO DO IT AGAIN"

ahhahahah so spoilt!

Long awaited post

2007-08-27T23:41:00.000+08:00

sorry (for the 145,366,343 times) that I haven been updating. 40% because i was having exams, 20% lazy, the rest i was busying playing Xmen2, Taiko no Tatsujin Portable, and other miscellaneous games.

On my GOLD PSP.

so damn chio. i cant stand it!

I take it as a birthday gift for myself, and after-exam present. SINCE no one willing to complete the stuffs on my list, i complete it myself lor, its always good to spend my own money. *nod in agreement*

taiko game is SO fun! i cant help it but keep playing it for few days, on train, whenever, where ever possible.

XMen 2 also not bad! ive been playing it too

one of the best things in life is having like 13 DVDs of games...

and also a PSP.

my presents, from Jiayi and the gang

eh, this picture book is fucking fantastic.

me "wah very nice leh"

jia yi "you better dun go kinokuniya and find the book and check the price, or i will slap u"

-_-

Birthday drink, From Selwyn

its called Waterfall, very nice(the presentation), its like when u drink, the bartender will light it up and the whole bottle will catch a blue flame and just flow down. woohoo. super nice. I was told to drink it before consuming other alcohols cos of the after effect.

after that danced, had lime vodka, and im already slightly spinning! (i think i can hold my alcohol well, INHERITED from alice and ming hua aka daddy)

from jay:

sorry the present from shihua and gang isnt shown cos alice took it for washing, its a white and black cardigan from Flesh Imp.

Thank you everyone!!

Rewind time backward (about 3 days)

A few of us went back to Deyi secondary school for teachers day, to see my favourite teacher, Mrs Ng, the first thing that shocked me was that someone people changed the school houses to stupid Greek God, aka Zeus, and among other nonsense people (actually my favourite is Muses)

followed closely is hades.

small digression, as i was saying, the houses had been changed! original was the cats family (cougar, cheetah, jaguar, tiger, panther) to the stupid and non-deyi GODS. reason being "cannot tell each name from each animal cos look so similar"

siao one. might as well put guan yin ma, or guan gong, or even fu lu shou?!

i was from Jaguar(blue) :) now is some posidoen (aiya dunno how to spell la), the greek god that controls sea, i prefer dragon king! DONG HAI LONG WANG!!!

of cos must go back to my old classroom that ANY respectable and old teacher (more than 3 years) will know, cos we are the only class room that is BLACK.

sorry ar, the class room seats, wall stuffs are like shits. but i assure you that its damn fucking chio when we are using it. (WTF is up with the purple and yellow fugly shits on the wall man)

thats jeremy by the way, sitting there. we were in the same class, never more than 3 seats away from each other from sec 1 to 4.

Our class changing room (last time we had a longg purple cloths hanging over so it looks, i think, like some cheap geylang street where u go in for a quick fuck or blowjob, or even both!)

a sexy and pink sofa.

guess where we got it from?

not ikea, not harvey norman, not courts, not carrefour.

But the garbage trash beside our school, i remembered hanafi, jeremy, and some other guys carried from there, climb up all the way to 4th floor! woohoo.

ahhh... memories...

class sitting plan which i drew, 2 years ago on the back of our classroom cabinet.

This year we drew, or rather, i drew something extra:

very childish, but i like it.

fugly disc-covered wall.

urgh cant stand the fugliness.

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I've got something to rant now,

I board the lift and it was half covered with pee. inside stood a malay lady with her family of 500, i stood the other end of the lift, which is opposite the lift buttons, when it stopped at the 4th floor, the family of 501 get out of the lift and then i just stood there waiting for the 501 people to leave.

lastly is that malay women leaving, and the door closed on her and she turned back and yelled at me "dunno how to press ar?!"

before i had a chance to say "fuck you beeyotch" the door closed and she left, feeling triumph!

I am so fucking pissed at her that i actually feel like opening the lift door and shout at her, but i WAS already late for meeting selwyn to go st james, so i drop it.

i mean, she CANT fucking expect me to CROSS over that lake of pee to press for her right?! in fact her husband should fucking do it since he stood beside it! Okay, lets be fair and say im selfish for not pressing for her.

but am i fucking obligated to!??!

gosh i wanna box her so badly. she better dun let me bump into her next time, actually i already forgot how she looks like.

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Something to rejoice over.

our fugly Jolin, since circa 1999 became a pop princess in 2003 to a dancing diva in 2006 to a sexy siren/pole dancer/assassin in 2007.

Im very impressed with the pole dancing!

sept 21 then release the album, i know im already 18, shouldnt go ga-ga over such stuffs, but i cant help it leh :(

back to singapore topic, Zinc the women is going to China, suzhou (i think) for attachment!

wun be seeing her until.... next year march. GOSH that is so long la.

sorry hor, i didnt cut my hair again, this was taken long before this sem started.

another one who is gonna go away soon is that ricky chandra, who is going to australia to study, for dunno how long.

BAH, dun go leh

LATER

2007-08-27T23:24:00.000+08:00

okay okay, im bloggin!! LATER!

Statistic

2007-08-18T00:57:00.000+08:00

Exams are really around the corner. (coming monday *gasp*) so my conversation with classmates are usually like this:

*names censored cos i dun wan my ass got sued off

this clearly shows that we are too fucking busy with Statistics.

quote of the day

2007-08-10T02:35:00.001+08:00

Paragraph of the day, quoted from "Why the toast always land butter side down?"

"So understanding how brain works is never going to be possible, If the brain were simple enough for us to understand, we'll would be so simple we wouldn't be able to"

Long post ahead.

2007-08-06T14:10:00.000+08:00

***Relatively long post filled with random topics***

I used to hate people who are super noisy in Mcdonalds/KFC/Burger King/insert random fast food chain. And I would tend to make as little noise as possible whenever i eat with my friends. cos there would definitely be people studying there. and IF you make noise, its annoying to them right? and they probably will hate you.

Now i would think "fuck it". This isnt a library, instead this is a FAST food restaurant so you shouldnt expect peace so that you can solve 20marks Anova questions on statistic.

If you wanna bring your friends and study here, you should jolly well expect it to be noisy, therefore you should bring along your Ipod and blast it.

Dun expect people to keep quiet, especially when there is a group of girls/ah bengs/ah lians.

example.

Jay recommended "wall paper" and commented that ELLE is passe, only old ladies read ELLE nowadays.

*makes a mental note*

I talked to Kelvin that day about porn and the type of girls suitable for porn etc, and I asked him can his future girl friend be a porn star? He said a soild 'no'. Then i asked can his sister be a porn star? He said NO.

THEN i saw light. I realised something: WE ARE ALL FUCKING SELFISH.

not the kiddy way of gei gao over 40 cents... etc.

so if your girlfriend/sister cannot be a porn star, other people's girlfriends/sister can be la! (this statement stands true because we have nothing against porn, other than people who claimed that porn is bad. i think)

food for thought!

***Muji****

Im obsessed with their stuffs now, but its kinda expensive, a pencil sharperner for like wad? $30? thats kinda crazy. But ITS SO nice!

Like pure white! Just like my Ipod. mine is a hideous shade of red, been using it since like wad? 8? or is it 7?

And I showed Mei Qi my pencil case, a gift. and she was like 'wah so pretty'. and proceeded on taking out her post-it notes collection and scribbled down Muji, or smth. and asked me where can is it located etc etc.

here it is!

I think everyone should just bloody shop at Ikea and Muji. I guess god gave us Muji and Ikea as a reward for letting us going through death and illness. etc.

yes i use the term God loosely.

But isnt ALL their stuffs pretty? but some are indeed overpriced. and EVERYTHING matches with everything! look at the pencil case man!

And a single pentel pen can just ruin this creation of gods. (my favourite brand for pen is pentel, followed by misubitshi)

so you cannot anyhow put stuffs inside, in case it turns out fugly.

Muji, Apple, Ikea can all collaborate together, and surely they will monopolise like 3/4 of the worlds' sales demand. the 1/4 are reserved for fugly people like eng how. what? we need to have something for everyone what!

***my work place***

Okay seriously this is very fucked up. I told my boss in advance, like 2 weeks that i cannot work from 6 to 26 of this month and he was like okay, we will arrange it.

last saturday, which technically is the last day of work, i had a bloody sore eye but felt rather happy because of the whole last day thing. and i took a peek at the work roster and my heart gave a huge sigh.

Im fucking working as per normal!!

and nobody even tell me that! previously i even showed them my timetable (very packed) and now they re planning me to work. like WTF?? i already told u 2 weeks in advance already lor!

then i intend to pretend i didnt see the shifts thing and i intend NOT TO GO to work, if they call me and asked where i am (while im supposed to work), i'll be like "huh, i tot i told u i cant work already?"

BUT yesterday i received a phone call and was told my roster, like what? 29 hours?? thats WAY more than my normal working hours lor.

GOSH i wanna slam the phone so bad. So today i decided to call and cancel one day of work. i dun care, call me spoilt, call me irresponsible. shoot me.

we are all selfish anyway (read the top part about porn)

***IPOD***

This is a happy thing :)

remember that time i went to cineleisure's apple care centre, wanting to get my ipod photo to be repaired, but those fuckers at the ipod centre refused to repair for me because there is a DENT.

HELLO??? its IPOD we are talking about here, not some plastic made barbie doll. OF course got dent la. like are you stupid of what?

Then this afternoon i brought it to another service centre. and They told me that they dun provide repair service, but instead they provide 1 to 1 exchange stuffs.

which is Brilliant! I get to have a brand new Ipod Photo.

Now i dun have to save up to get Ipod video.

IF everything dun cock up, i should be able to get it like by next wednesday or something.

after that its bookstore time.

I love bookstore (kinokuniya/borders/etc), not popular that kind, to me popular's books are too mainstream (harry potter, tuesday with morrie, the norm)

dun get me wrong, harry potter is one of my favourite books.

I guess the problem with Singaporeans is that they read what Popular asked them to read. like the list of "popular's top 10 best seller" will always remain on the list. Nobody would want to get a book that is not on that shelf.

reason being, its expensive to buy books, scare in the end the book isnt nice to read. truth to be told. a paperback book cost around 16 to 25 bucks. whilst hardcover ranges from 9.90 (like my harry potter and the half blood prince) to like..... 99.99 bucks.

thus Singapore's book market is very conservative.

And can the whole singapore please wake up from that Russel Lee's True Singapore ghost stories? its been like wad? 10 series?

And his facts on legendary monsters (vampires, witchcrafts re not even true). I know that book since god knows when. and it is STILL striving strong. like WHY?

It doesnt trigger people to think. nor entertaining.

okay i take back that sentence because i kept thinking how BULLSHITTY the stories are.

ditto goosebumps/local's true ghost stories.

Im not talking like an expert here who reads widely. but ive got to draw a line on where to stop man!

A trip to kinokuniya on a peaceful afternoon does the trick!

So many books, so little time. I picked up "Why the toast always lands butter side down"

Amazing book, it explains Murphy's law. and why it happens.

I know everyone has different taste when it comes to reading books. but i sincerely recommend this book! and maybe Roald Dahl's collections (my favourite is Matilda)

I also saw a book called "whats your dangerous idea?"

It talks about different famous people (not paris hilton/lindsay lohan kind), like those researchers on psychology. arts etc etc and they talked about their idea.

here is my favourite:

from some researcher on animal

" My dangerous idea is that humans and animal's difference are only the degree of thoughts. Humans are capable of thoughts that are more highly than animals. we differ in degrees, but basically, we are the same, so, if we kill chicken and eat it. wouldnt it seemed logical to kill humans too? "

i can totally imagine paris hilton's dangerous thought:

"I think we should all be skinny and party all night long, and smoke marijuana and be on crack. also speed on highway and get dumped into jail, that would be hot. we should just shop in chanel, gucci and have a famous name, fuck around, and let people tape you having sex. But this idea is dangerous because if everyone is famous, no one would be famous, thats so not hot"

or linday lohan's:

"we should all drive carelessly on the driveway, and get into car accident once in a while, also be addicted to alcohol, so that you would get into rehab, thats wad the cool people in LA does, get into rehab, it would be dangerous because if everyone goes to rehab, no one will design my LV purse"

okay this shall be my next book to buy!

okay last part of today's super entry, after that you can get back to your mundane life.

BIRTHDAY POST.

Sorry not to post about my birthday because it isnt here YET.

but rather a list of what i wan for my birthday :) If you have money to spare, u can consider these items.

Crumpler laptop casing (14 inches, diagonally)

perferred coloured: Blue/Black

Gold PSP, or white. gold is preferred

a crumpler bag:

Black colour

Okay i know this isnt black. but i like this design!

Sumsung i600

Okay final product:

Adidas bag, collaborate with yohji yamamoto

OR u can also transfer fund to POSB: 247-31898-4

***END***

NEAT!

2007-08-03T14:07:00.000+08:00

I've been obsessed with making my room as neat as possible! I've a fetish for that. nowadays, actually i've been having it all my life but i didnt give in, until now *sneaky smile*

I don't know why, when I was doing something else (say... surfing porn?), and i have a sudden urge to stop whatever I am doing and just clean up my room! I took out my collection of empty boxes and just start to pack everything in boxes and boxes)

And i dunno where can I put the boxes so that it looks neat.

Jay said that virgos are like that,

Fetish for boxes, nope not so specific, but rather a fetish for neatness. He definitely is, i went to his place and everything is stored in cupboard, even the TV, and everything on his desk has to follow a color code (white)

All he needs is to buy all the Apple products to complete his collection.

And Virgos are horny person (ARE you a high sex drive girl yuyin??) you are like wad? sept too! remember: a healthy life also need sex!

speaking of sex, when i reach home, alice said in a serious tone, asking me about the Agnes B condoms that i left it at the bedside table. And she asked me where i got it. etc etc AND do i intend to use it (duh of course la)

I just told her its a free gift from school so that they give to raise awareness against aids.

but then, its durex, I dun think she is smart enough to know tat durex are expensive. at most those campaign against unprotected sex give those cheapo one.

LIKE THAT TIME THE ONE I GOT FROM CLUBBING

it fucking tore!

ultimate spoiler!

so i decided not to use liao -_-

im now halfway to store all my nonsense in boxes so that my room looks as little things as possible.

i've haven been to many people's house, but i like to kpo kpo around and see what people store in their house, how their room looks like, it gives me a better understanding on their personality.
So far the least things room i've been to is Ian's. followed closely is Jay.

anyone wanna compete?

the trouble about keeping things is that i would wonder "do i need to use it?"

i've come up with a good solution: If i didnt use it in within 2 weeks (eg, rubic cubes, lab goggles), Keep

if so (other than condoms), REMAIN.

good idea! I cant wait to go to ikea and get MORE storage boxes. after exams.

P/S: Im greatful to those who defended me on my tag board against "this blog is lousy", but lets not make fun of him/her.

I know it seems fun at first to scold him/her, but after a while it seems like making fun of the mentally retarded or something leh. :)

But if u wanna make fun of him/her, you can of course. HAHA~

Sorry for not updating for so long

2007-07-25T23:55:00.000+08:00

I just came back from home and its 2.40am, everyone in the family is asleep. I took out my clothes and shorts and wanted to go the bath room and alice was standing there saying "Jia Wei" in complete darkness.

she scared the fuck outta me -_-

Its not safe to go out these few days.

Because of Harry Potter, everyone is talking about it.

Like when you are on the train/Macdonald's/lecture halls. You cant help but over heard someone talking about it. Kinda annoying in a way

I've already read the whole book and its absolutely Fantastic!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

I ALWAYS wonder why JK rowling never mention about harry, or anybody else's sex life, i mean, 17 LEH! puberty should come (in previous books), and not a word?

If Harry Potter is meant for adult, the first paragraph of the book might go...

"Harry and ron walked pass the third corridor, pass Professor Snape's office, tip toed to the girls bathroom in their invisibility cloak, Harry raised up his wand, Pheonix core, tapped the bathroom door lightly, whispered Alohomora, the wooden door open and there stood cho chang, semi naked, and harry and ron ....."

you can guess the rest.

BUT TOO BAD its a children book :( but still, fantastic. but the movie is sucha lousy piece of shit. PIG shit

*barf all over*

And i received some gifts over the week end!

a fabric coverd note book which is very nice to hold, actually i have no idea what to write in it. but i just love note books. boxes. and i dunno why -_-

Agnes B (Mr Loo said its pronounced as Arc-ness Bey, funny how all these names must pronounced in a different way, french i think. shrugs) casing condom. FIRST time in my life of putting condom on my desk and not worrying alice go and kpo kpo to see what is it because it is well hidden.

By Agnes B no less. :)

Agnes B and Homme's pencil. no idea wad im gonna do with it. but i like stationaries so fucking much! gimme soft toy, food, hair wax, NO! GIMME STATIONARIES or boxes.

My name on it la. Im supposed to fill in the 'Y' in myself. creative though.

okay back to stuffs related to school.

like a test on ethidium bromide which isnt counted in final grade = no need to study.

as you can see, i literally Buang my way through. *shrugs*

okay now, back to serious topic regarding "this blog is lousy"

bolding that makes my eyes roll a bit

I can actually delete that comment, but im just plain lazy to sign in to cbox, check it, delete it. And I feeling like getting my defense shield up and start getting defensive over the comment.

But i really cannot be bothered with it.

If i cant be bothered? why am i typing such chunks out? Reason being, the message is annoying. annoying as in literally annoying, doesnt it bugs you and then your eyes flew to the tagboard and u see so many messages left by the same person?

for a heartbeat i actually thought that someone didnt know how to post a comment and kept clicking 'post'

then u need to scroll down. and down. and down to see what the person said.

he/she/it can actually leave a comment FYI, and i would approve it. because ITS SO DAMN LONG. and funny.

*humming the song l.o.s.e.r*

no, honestly

2007-07-18T01:09:00.000+08:00

Me: eh why you sound so sad?

YOU: cos im sad lor.

Me: How come??

YOU: its nothing to do with you

fuck you.

no i mean it, fuck you

your value is based on yr breed!

2007-07-07T23:09:00.000+08:00

I walked pass the pet shop in bugis just now and i saw really really really really HUGE bunnies in the cages, and i cant help it and walked in to shop to look at the cute bunnies.

its SO huge that is scary. I wouldnt want that in my home.

Then directly above the bunnies are hamsters. also very cute. I love hamsters. Mine had incest sex and the originally brown hamsters gave birth, and the dad fucked the children, or the mom fucked the children, or the children fucked the childrens. or grandchildren fucked the grandparents. whatever la.

turns out that the offspring are ALL white! red eyes!

Then i saw this breed and it they are selling at $8.60 each, just beside the $8.60 breed are the one that is paler in color, but selling at $30.90.

Imagine you are the hamsters, cheaper one, its really sad that your value is based upon your breed. which you have absolutely NO control over it. and because of that you do not worth as much as your neighbours.

What a fucked up world isnt? Thats how society works. I know humans have different have different values because of that they can do (eg, lawyers, porn stars, doctors, you get the drift). But wad about the hamsters?!?

ALL of them have no talent at all, yet they all have different values. I say, ALL hamsters should be selling at a price of $15.

but it still doesnt work. because the paler ones are nicer than the normal ones!

which eventually will fall back to the 8.60 to 30.90 price labels. sigh, what a cruel world. no?

to emphasize my point, Zinc and Jia yi are working on this HR proj where they need to find a hotel with union in it and to interview them. but they really cant find any hotel UNLESS they have someone they know who can pull some strings

i told zinc "aiya, just tell yr lecturer that you cant find"

zinc "no la, the teacher later shoot one question then we die"

me "what?"

zinc "why other groups can find, but you all cannot?"

me "too bad lor, this is the outside world"

so annoying la. projects nowadays, i was sitting in canteen 1 with zinc and karis and i said "wah, why everyone is chioning project at this period of time ar?" and the 3 of us came up with a conclusion "because all lecturers now are lazy to teach, so just dump projs lor"

So true! I still have Intru proj that needs to be completed!

shut the fuck up, u inconsiderate bastards

2007-07-07T11:05:00.000+08:00

I have kept quiet for a long time but i really cannot take it anymore!

"STOP FUCKING BLASTING YOUR KU KU SONGS ON YOUR STUPID -INSERT MOBILE PHONE BRAND OR DEVICES THAT CAN PLAY MUSIC- AND USE A FUCKING EARPHONES INSTEAD"

Scenario #1

What the fucking hell man, First Su Hua was blasting her phantom of the operas on her laptop during EVERY FUCKING practicals. ON loop somemore, CANT she fucking use her earphones? I just dun get it.

NOW Mark(i think) is also playing his stupid ku ku songs on his nokia/sony ericsson/whatever and ON LOOP too!!!

Ming kai was telling them its damn irritating for ALL of us to listen to the same old song again and again and again and again and Mark apoligised.

You know what?!@@!$#^

HE still keep blasting the kuku song on that devices. Man, i wanna smash it into pieces so bad. And you know what he said this time?

"its not on loop"

freaking hell, I am absolutely AGAINST blasting songs fm phone even though its my favourite song. i shall tell u the reason why later.

senario #2

I was teaching tuition that day and i was trying very hard to explain and explain and explain the fraction problem sums to jonathan. and outside Jonathan's place there is a bunch of indians blasting BOLLYWOOD songs!

I almost died in jonathan's room.

What the fuck are these people problems? huh? they cant afford earphones? If you cant afford earphones, DUN listen to it then.

scenario #3 to infinity

This one is fucking common: a bunch of ah lians and ah bengs blasting techno/jay chou/insert kuku songs name on the bus/mcdonalds/toilets/u name it.

its ANNOYING.

I am very very very against it because , as ive said, ANNOYING. even if the song is my favourite songs, i STILL hate that fella who blast it. because its INCONSIDERATE. Would you want some asshole to blast their songs to you? huh!?

fucking hell. i wish mark and suhua would just stop it. suhua's voice is already relatively loud.

p/s: Dr Forday, can you PLEASE ask all the lab teachers to stop them from blasting their phone during practicals? ITS SUPER ANNOYING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its one of those emo nights

2007-06-24T01:22:00.000+08:00

HOORAY!

Its one of those emo nights!! I guess every blog needs to have an emo post once in a while. kidding, i hate emo posts.

Anyway, Its the last day of my school's 2 weeks holiday, I wonder, should i spend the last day being superficial and go to town OR stay home and clean room, maybe study abit (yeah right) and just relax.

I think i choose the latter.

shit, haven give my shifts i wanted to work for next week yet. must CALL them and tell them, or else they give me shitty shifts. which suck.

I&E project is also a headache. Arthur and I are doing most of the shits. We re setting up a chocolate fondue plus selling chocolates stalls, and arthur wanted to make brandon in charge of the stall signs but i told him i have a hunch that he(brandon) will screw it up.

anyway, arthur told liang zhou to work with brandon regarding the signboard, and liang zhou asked arthur WHO brandon is! LOL, thats HOW screwed my group is.

On the bright side, we re setting up stalls in convention centre's the underpass there. so if u study in Np, come and buy k? must come ar. 2 weeks from now. which means after 2 weeks, my thursday is free. until the end of term for the final presentation

I was deciding whether to get a PSP or nintendo DS lite. DS lite look sexier. So i asked melvin which one is better and he said if i want i can try out both of them, he has both of them. actaully he also have the nintendo DS. the brother of DS lite.

we met up in PS and he kindly explained to me abt the PSP and DS lite, and i played pheonix wright on that (the game xiaxue was playing la) and its quite fun! theres this silly cooking game that he has in the DS lite that allows u to cook something (like frying, peeling, add water, blow as in blow into the mic)

fucking funny and fun! but its a game you shouldnt play in public cos of all the weird actions u need to do.

so i shall get a nintendo DS lite. probably next month, $350

Bernard is going to Hong kong, why is the whole world going hong kong ar? first ming kai went, then bernard. I've asked him to get me magazines (cheaper in hk) and poko box-ES. mine was terribly dented. He has promised to get it for me.

actually i dunno still got sell poko box or not.

shit i feel like blogging but dunno what to talk about.

Does anyone know how to make nice iced milo? i make it everynight nowadays but the sweetness overwhelm the taste. i add like 2 full scoops of milo powder and 1 full scoop of condensed milk. but doesnt taste as nice as the one from milo truck.

2007-06-22T09:58:00.000+08:00

I introduced Liar Game to Edalene and Shiying. And Edalene seems to like it.

I actually though LGT is the organisation name of the game or something! and edalene said it stands for "Liar Game Tournament"

Even before watching like 1/2 of ep 1!!

Im on ep 9 now. I need to watch it again because I dun understand it, yes sometimes im mentally challenged. shut up. Yesterday I was watching ep 10 with chinese subtitles and i gave up halfway because i really dunno what re they talking about. I think i need english subtitles.

Is my chinese really that terrible? I speak chinese to my family, close friends etc, Ian had this chinese book that he was reading and i glanced through it. He said something along the line that most of his friends dun understand the book. so i asked him what it means if i actually understands it if i read.

he said im in the smart zone. (which means he is also in the smart zone if he reads the book for bedtime reading)

so i refused to read it because i dun wan to be judged according to my understanding level. and proceed on reading 'amazing sex for dummies' that he lent me.

Back to Liar Game, after watching for a while, Shiying said she cannot stand that Kanzaki Nao. who is a fucking honest and kind hearted girl, PLUS gullible.

and proceeded on saying she wun hesitate to give kanzaki nao 2 tight slaps.

I realised i share the same view as her, but i wondered why i dun dislike kanzaki nao?

Because she is cute :)

When you are cute. its okay to be stupid i guess. since everyone will like you because you are fucking gullible and cute.

Tsk tsk, what an unfair world we live in.

i know this entry is not complete. later then i carry on k

Weird OH-so-decent girl

2007-06-13T02:40:00.001+08:00

I was in my company's office today and I picked up one of their magazines and read, I was rather amazed by the issue of magazines they have, usually i tot is like circa 2004, June's issue or something, but NO! Its the lastest one (june or may, depends)

I picked up Teenage, a magazine full of glamorous models pictures in expensive clothes (siao ar, so ex, u think my dad Rick Hilton?)

Rick Hilton is Paris Hilton's dad.

Paris Hilton

Anyway, My point is, Teenage, the magazine isn't really worth buying anyway. So just read thru lor.

I was scanning through the magazine and i read this:

Disgusted by Pornography

so basically theres this oh-so-decent girl (must be from girls school i assume) who found his brother's VCD and watched it out of curiosity, this part is damn funny. she just picked up a random VCD and watch?

dunno her la.

anyway, she was 'disgusted by pornography' and was kinda traumatized so she seek help from teenage's Dear Kelly.

according to her, she:

it revealed a very different side of life, and too grossed out and destroyed the CD.

was 'disappointed with herself for watching such movie'

and she proceeded on asking whether she is a pervert.

then commented that "I am glad ive finished my exams or it might have seriously affected her performance" and "sometimes the memory of this movie haunts me and i get upset"

of course, Dear Kelly said something very encouraging. involving 'you are a good girl, its a right choice to destroy the CD"

Whatever!

GOT such hypocritical people or not??? JUST a porn only what?!?!? say until so traumatizing, even worse say until it depicts that she expects life to be filled with rainbows and cakes and little animals running here and there and everyone scored As for their exams

I imagine her to be a girl from girls school whose skirt should never go any shorter than her knees, her hair would be tied up and no fringe, and she should be probably ugly.

I seriously think there is something wrong with her la. Need to react until so traumatizing or not? This is life man! she needs to get out of her cosy home and take a look around her. poverty, child abuse, underage sex, is all around!

what im trying to say is porn, is all part and parcel of life! accept it. I bet her friends are all watchin porn too.

dun you find it fucking funny that she said that "I am glad ive finished my exams or it might have seriously affected my performance"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is classic!

is a bit too over reacting, no?

as for the pervert part, i can only say that its NORMAL to have the urge to watch porn, 90% of my friends watches it, the other 10% re probably super young (like my cousins), no internet connections, freaks, whatever. LIKE 50% had already done It.

i've no problems with that, as long as you make sure that the person you are fucking isnt hiding a camera somewhere, or the person is into SM. and u are of legal age and all the necessary protection, after this, MORE SEX!

which means to say, that the girl is NOT normal.

BOO! YOU FREAK!

Dear kelly said that "Sex in porn is an action without love" or something along that line. How she knows?? Maybe the producer got a real life couple and do it?

The tammy video leh? she did it with her boyfriend didnt she?

weird people who thinks the world is filled with rainbows and chocolates.

rainbows and chocolates.

back to her porn. Maybe im wrong, she is indeed traumatized cos she might be like 11? or might be some stupid ah bengs deciding to make fun or smth

or maybe it is SM porn?

I tot the worse there is are SM porn where the weird guys drip wax all over the victim chee bye, body etc.

But i am wrong! My friend bought a series of DVD from some china seller and then got a few decent ones like Spiderman 3, etc etc. and also a few porn.

Then i saw animal porn, not animal with animal. but rather a jap girl with a dog.

not chihuahua kinda dog but those huge dogs and black ones.

kidding la. not so hairy.

THIS kind.

yes. imaging a cute girl being tied up and the dogs fucked her vagina! not to mentioned that she was forced to sucked the dog's penises.

gross. but not gross enough to be "affecting my studies". unless im the girl.

My friend told me also got horses, SNAKES.

what a weird world we live in.

p/s: How i know the girl is being forced, etc? no i didnt watch the dvd, cos the DVD has photos of the show, wad to expect etc.

p/s/s: I was happily eating KFC tt day and my friend said "Eh you uglier than that guy leh"

i looked at the guy, and looked at my friend. and said "you also"

friend: -_-

CANT believe i blogged a whole entire post about porn without actually including porn pic!!!

hair, pineapples

2007-06-12T01:36:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the ugly picture when u click thedayvid.blogspot.com. My face is not the main point of the picture.

Look at my hair!!!!!!! look how damn long (for a guy) it is??!

2 months ago I've made a terrible choice of chopping off my hair off, now im desperately trying to regrow back, but its not an easy task. easy as in effort proportional to length growth, but rather it takes NO effort to grow.

Now its just damn short. And i hate it. the pic was taken last year teacher's day visit (30th aug i think). and the most i can grow to now till 30th aug is probably long enuf to get caught by teacher (in sec sch), not long enuf like that.

the more sian thing is tat after Poly, i will have to shave it all away (because of NS).

HOW sickening is that? the story doesnt end here also, after NS still cant grow too long as well because of reservist. woohoo. damn sian.

Now ricky's hair is longer than mine, for the first time.

anyone knows any method to increase hair length, other than yunan, hair extension (freaking expensive). Im looking method like eating something?

damn, now i have a craving for zi char, sudden craving is just so annoying. Maybe im pregant, cos only pregant ladies have sudden cravings. Alice's craving when i was in her womb was pineapples.

Pineapples leh, apparently the rumors abt eating too much pineapples, the fetus will be gone or something is fake. I have this ex classmate who has sex with guys, and i asked her what will she do if she got pregnant. her answer is

"i will buy a lot of pineapples and eat lor"

now u know, its fake. best if use protection aka condoms so you wun get pregnant, probably. screw saying that the best way not to get pregnant is not to have sex (true), but orgasm is so hard to get!

k go sleep

p/s: i killed like 5 to 8 cockroaches today, its sick but im doing a world a favour. a BIG favour. so do your part today, when you see a cockroaches, STEP ON IT. ladies, please wear heels so they die in a more horrible way.

best if you step on it, and rub yr shoes on the floor for like 2 seconds, sure die one. If you are at home, catch it in a Tupperware, put in microwave oven and leave it there! the world will be a more peaceful place.

The Ipod, Itunes, Purchases, Hair

2007-06-10T23:57:00.000+08:00

The old Ipod Nano was stolen from me like 5 months ago. Being the cheapo individual i am, i decided to get a new one from Yahoo! Auction.

The sickening thing about Yahoo! Auction is that when you type in 'ipod nano' the stupid and dead search machine came up with all sorts of things from fake ipod to 2003 NDP goodie bag comes out.

The user still dare to sell ar??? (at 2 bucks), i remembered in sec 3, all we did was to take out the main points of the bag (cookies, cheap tissue, NEWater etc) and just dump the bags at a corner of the classroom.

The net worth of that useless bag is probably like -2 bucks, negative cos it requires people with alot alot of confidence to pull it off using it.

I seriously dunno what's that seller problem la. in order to sell it, he puts it "NDP 2003 bag, not ipod nano"

OF cos we know its NOT ipod nano, u lazy bum bum!

back to my Ipod story.

I was damn cheapo cos I wanted to get a nano, but dun wanna pay retail prices, so i look online for it. and i chanced upon Ipod Photo (for the bulk of you who dunno wad the hell im using, cant decide between its Nano, cos have color, or the old ipod, cos its bulky)

selling at $300, Brand new, to the extend that it doesnt have a single scratch and not charged before.

I bought it immediately.

Cheap things (Actually 300 bucks isnt cheap, but considered cheap cos its a freakin 60 gig) comes with price to pay. nowadays, when ever i tried to change songs, the whole machine just hang DEAD.

I can keep on restarting it all the way from ang mo kio to sembawang train station lor!

then after a few songs it hang again -_-

Today is the WORSE. i was restarting it and it actually started after like 4 rounds of restarting. and the screen says "choose language"

And all the songs are GONE

Itunes is also giving me problems. All the songs i previously had saved are also gone. shitty hell!

now i gotta rerip all my songs, and itunes isnt working very well.

fucking hell.

ALL my shows i saved inside the ipod photo seemed to be gone too. What the fuck i did to deserve THIS shit?

maybe due to my cheapo nature. must be

dammit

and this are the CDs i have to fuckin rip into my com again!

sickening asshole.

Tomorrow is also another sickening day, because Im working afternoon shift again! so i basically worked from last thursday to this thursday everyday!!!!!!

I dun care, next week i say i've something impt going on so i cant work too much. To add on to the sianess, Sunny (great now i have Summer and Sunny as my friend), and Edison isnt working with me.

so i cant talk to anyone other than customers. holidays has started and i haven had a full day rest. been working RIGHT after the common test. which is kinda sick.

Zinc's work is sick-er, she is working from 8 to 6. i mean 8pm to 6am (that women dun need to sleep ar, machiam marathon)

I REALLY need a good day rest, no wonder cashiering get extra 50 bucks (so i expect my pay to rise 50 bucks for next month), cos its kinda tedious. -_-

I hardly buy anything nowadays, but i bought this wooden suitcase at city hall that day, i like it so much!!!

Nice? I dun care if you say its impractical (i know), but i like so much la!!!!! who carries wooden suitcase nowadays? i also dunno. dun ask me

Things are really kinda sucky for me nowadays, I wonder whats wrong?

work work work

2007-06-09T12:06:00.001+08:00

Why do i feel a drag going to work??? Afternoon shift somemore. (2pm to 10pm). It totally feels like doing a full shift.

I come up with a good way of passing time.

2pm to 6pm (4 hours, means night shift) - work

6pm to 7pm (1 hour) - break

7pm to 10pm (3 hours) - work

10PM- GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow slightly better, work from 12 to 6pm, better dun extend please!

next week worse. alot of afternoon shifts. aiya, just work la, at home also nothing to do. might as well work more, work more = more money.

people there re not bad though :)

How i wish i can go on a vacation, as far as possible. preferably Mars or something.

I know I haven been bloggin since gazillion years ago

2007-05-28T17:18:00.000+08:00

*sorry for not updating like FOREVER, i promise i will more often now, since my papers re already over*

Remember I said something about that fat and gross fella i met on the train tt day. No i didnt meet that feel again (social sucide).

Just that MK (short for for ming kai) told me that because of that entry i have lose many of my readers, which contributes to my loss of readers, he also said that since i blog so little nowadays, also people wun bother to read my blog anymore.

He also said that i sound immature when it comes to my blogging stuffs.

I think i am immature though.

cos i bought this that day at some pasah malam for a grand price of 5 bucks.

anyway, I dun really care about how many people read my blog nowadays anyway, not that my sole income comes from blogging, i dun get paid anyway. then why i put the counter for ar, so i can keep track of the ip address.

But i do know some people who consistently read my blog like its The Bible.

Thank You very very much!

Anyway, you all know im an only child right? I think majority of only child, including people who have a younger sibling(at least age gap of 4 years) are kind of anti-social. *gasp*

I know i might seemed to be rather talkative towards people i know, thats provided i know them of course, like Ming kai, shi hua, ricky, zinc, jia yi etc etc etc.

But lately i seemed to realized that when i joined some organization. eg frisbee (yepp i joined frisbee). I just doesnt feel like talking to anyone, other than the person i already know (the only person i already know there is racheal cos we re in the same IS module last sem, but we re on the opposite team)

When i meet new people, i also dun have the urge to talk to anyone at all!!

I actually enjoyed staying in my room and just do my own stuffs!! i can dun bath, dun watch tv (unless got super nice shows), and come out of my room just to eat and take food/drinks -_- for the whole day actually

apparently Zinc is also like that. thats why we can get along so well. -_- our frequency doesnt need to be tuned. as compared to some of my friends.

some people whos's frequencies and mine doesnt need to be tune are obviously zinc, jia yi, shi hua, ricky, bronson etc etc etc you know la. those regular people. oyah, my sec sch friend melvin also. who sits alone at the loser corner(he calls it) in LSCT.

I went to find him cos he has full metal alchemist VCD. and i said how loserish that place is (i like it cos its quiet) and he said theres 2 kind of loser.

1) people who choose not to talk to people (like him, sometimes me) BUT people would wan to talk to them sometimes. Melvin is good at psychological stuffs, damn interesting, so u can talk to him. but i dun think he will wanna talk to you.

aka no friends because chose it that way

2) people who are constantly attracting people's attention but alot of people boycotts him. aka no friends.

So far I think i dun have people who super hates me, other than caryn (i think) and jian ming, but that entry is for another day. In my lecture hall i dunno though. so i think i belong to the first group. But i do talk to MK, max, hui fen and mei qi and junzheng and kevin though. *shrugs*

Melvin definitely belongs to the first group too.

Speaking of socializing, i just dun believe some people can get along with everyone aka GLs. they seemed so happy mingle together. HOW can anyone get along with anyone one? (yes i know alot of Ones). You tell me?

*Just finish watching Liar Game ep 7, fabulous. I dunno anyone that can come out with such a plot AND strategy to win. By anyone I mean the author of the mangas. The rules and strategy are getting more and more complicated though, i have to watch 2 times i understand it fully.

Till now i still have some doubts.

Amazing show, afterall. DeathNote was good, this is better.

Dun say that i never share, go youtube, search for liar game ep 1 and watch. I also cant wait for the 2 weeks holiday to come (I know MK cant wait also, cos tt fella is going Hong Kong in 2 weeks time)

Meanwhile, i still have 2 more papers to take. which sucks. okay la, not as sucky as biochem, which is saying ALOT.

I just finished watching Liar Game Ep 8, and its really very nice (ya, i know i've said it like a gazillion times), and for the sad news, us, poor singaporeans, will need to wait till july to catch the last ep of liar game (which is round 3, the last round).

WHY the long period of waiting?

Thats because in Japan, its gonna aired in 29/6/07, ALL 3 eps in one freaking go. so fucking shiok, like watching a movie.

I intend to buy a bag or Ruffles and sit in front og my laptop and just watch it!

okay here are some miscellaneous topics i wanna blog about

**My 18th Birthday**

I've decided to have a chalet for my 18th birthday, because:

This year isnt really a good year for me, nth happened that makes me feel super happy. so must have a birthday to sorta lighten things up.
I know everyone have their birthday chalet when they turn 21. but i have this nagging feeling for some reason i wun get to have it *gasp*

The booking of chalet is really fucking tedious.

At first I told alice about the chalet thing, she was all out against it because of the efforts that needs to be put in (booking, etc etc etc), cost, no transportations to bring the BBQ food over... etc la. Then I told her that BBQ food can be ordered and they will deliver to the place itself.

She just keep quiet and mumbled about how troublesome it is (re all aunties like that?). And I told her I will pay for everything, book, order all the nonsense, all she needs to do is to come.

Then at this time aunt wendy called, and after a phone call alice agreed. hmmm, i was thinking along the line of wendy telling alice that they can get to see my friends. etc etc etc.

thats wad happened to my cousin Sherry's birthday, the main IDEA is to know who sherry is mixing with

what the fuck?

I came up with a solution: One night for family, one night for friends. they cant complain because lim beh pay for everything.

and i also booked the chalet with the help of mr tang, selwyn, who got it for me at ahola changi, for 140 bucks, fucking cheap. compared to NTUC, which is like super small, no bbq pit provided etc etc, 3 rooms (so many rooms i also dunno for what)

booking the chalet is also another problem. its only beginning of june AND september slot is full. (cos sch holidays), and Selwyn told me got super good location (near pool i think), and also fucking cheap. but too bad after an hour it is gone

THIS IS HOW FAST THE CHALETS ARE GOING OFF

In the end settled for some yatch club at aloha changi.

still thinking of who to invite and who not to invite. also must invite more than expected people cos surely some wun come one. na beh

***Analed Uncles***

I met my share of analed uncles, who are bitter with life kind. That time after the Biostas paper me and maxine was walking in canteen 1, and the cleaner uncle bent down, in the process of bending down, one of his heels was lifted up and hit my knee.

Although i wasnt in the wrong at all (i was just walking normal speed, who expect him to bend over??), i apologised.

You know wad that uncle did? he looked at me like i rip off his balls using a rusted chainsaw.

I gave him the 'sorry la uncle' look, and walked away, after 6 to 10 meters, HE IS STILL STARING AT ME ANGRILY.

i apologized already still wan to look as though i rip off your balls using a rusted chainsaw! WHERE GOT this kind of people one??????????

scenario 2: i was on the train with alice that evening, and 3 seats away from us sat an uncle, who was yelling into his nokia 3210 lotsa hokkien vulgarities, i have no problems with vulgarities, i HAVE a problem with individuals using them in public places SHOUTING it over and over again.

just what is that fella problem??

when i have kids, i'll tell them to respect old grammies, and uncles, but NOT THE one who dun deserve our respect. -_-

***Common test***

I have this theory, when im studying for common test, i MUST be sad, best if im crying. cos INAC paper was quite a breeze!!! and past few days i was very upset over certain issue. -_- super close friends would know.

P/S: i know MK will read this part and tell someone that "dayvid is gonna score well for inac!", cos he told me that so and so is gonna score well for this and that when he reads his/her blog. and last sem, his "my god, dayvid will score well for IPC la" was sent to ME, instead of Maxine. i think

***Height issue***

Usually im not bothered by my height, but recently, some people said that im SHORT. by looking at the MSN picture, Jaey largy worse, he said "you so tiny, like a soft toy"

like this...

actually, Im not short.

They are tall.

I think im just average height though. i can name a whole lot of guys who is my height, like jeremy, selwyn, arthur, wei jie, erm... kevin, berry, aiya alot la, eh wait i think berry taller than me.

SO NICE

2007-05-22T13:39:00.000+08:00

YAY, some kind soul kindly uploaded Liar Game ep 6, so i got an orgasm just now :) pleasant surprise, i bet that guy will have a good karma :) :) :) :)

As usual, it leaves me hanging there like nobody's business, and i cant wait to see what is gonna happen next! Its better than Heroes, cant believe i said that, but its true!

I know i've been promoting the show few weeks back, and its not really easily available because it is a NEW show.

Maybe i blog about the synopsis this weekend when i've cleared all my school works, biochem is giving me a split headache.

screw you! SPECTROPHOTOMETIC ASSAY QUESTIONS!

dear mr forday

2007-05-20T21:44:00.000+08:00

Hi Mr Forday aka 4day

You've uploaded alot of practice worksheets on MEL, can you also upload the answers as well??

Because

1) so we all know whether we re correct or not
2) no answer = dunno correct or not = need to find you = you are not in school for a whole week!

*cue scary music*

Anyway, I think LIAR GAME is better, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than DeathNote.

its freaking nice. im on the resurrection round now. soo nice!!!

MRT posts

2007-05-19T19:25:00.000+08:00

Just a few days ago i was on the train platform at Jurong East station and was waiting for the train to come, and as it swoosh passed me i had this thought "Wah would it be nice if someone suddenly decided to take their own life and jump off and BAMG!"

The someone can be anyone FYI OTHER than the people i know and like, (of cos if someone that i dislike decided to take their life by jumping off platform deck, i'll be more than happy to watch )

such as Eng How.

Digressing abit, that day me, zinc and karis was slacking outside school doing heaven knows and i saw Eng How and his friend, also Deyi alumi Wei Liang, and I casually mentioned to zinc "eh, would you have be that guy's girlfriend?" while pointing to eng how.

she gave me a disgusted look.

END of digression

BUT please do not jump between 7am to 8am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and 8am to 9am on Tuesday and Friday. Because thats the period of time im taking train to school. If some chee bye fucker decided to take his/her own life at that point of time, the whole world will be late for school/date/work/etc.

so please, do it at night, after 11pm.

ANYway, my point is, wouldnt it be kinda cool to see such things happen? Jian Ming told me that his friend was on the train when someone jump/fell from the track and the whole train felt a lil bump.

quite cool hor.

i know i know, it sounds sick, but i cant help it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

List of other cool things that i would like to see:

House Being Blown away.
Car accident.
Tornado

i cant believe my sadist alter ego just took over me.

okay, shall blog more about train stuffs since i take the train every day to school.

You see, me and jia yi was on the train that day to school and we were sitting at the corner minding out own business, and theres this fat, obnoxious guy who was acting all weird up and speaking loudly, and making a complete fool of himself.

his friend was giving him a nonchalent look, OBVIOUSLY not interested in what he has to say (i.e PSP... Dinner...).

Not to mention the guy is quite a turn off the first time you sees him, like in a group of friends, you wouldnt wanna socialise with him that kinda la.

I was telling to jia yi how obnoxious that fella is, but jia yi said to me "aiya, dun be so bad la, he is already very very ke lian(poor thing) already, he is so fat, already very ke lian. his tummy hangs out like nobody's business.

thats true though, so whenever i see obnoxious people i shall be nicer to them.

back to that fella.

As if his friend was really interested in him, he has to do big actions to emphasize his talks about PSP, Dinners, Avril Lavinge and her marriage, Bukit Batok Station, ETC. That was a traumatizing train ride to school.

Anyway, the worst is having a stinky ah peh sitting beside you on train, a women who uses cheap AND stinky perfume, and a bunch of ah bengs playing 'qian tian' on their phone and singing with the song, like choir, minus the synco part, okay maybe minus the appearence part too.

i think you read enough about train services.

On the bright side, i just finished Liar Game ep 5!! And i bought the manga, sun plaza's services sucks though.

this is wad happened when you hired a non-bilingual person to take care of the shop.

On last wednesday, i wanted to get the manga so i go to that place and look for it, but the sales girl there told me its unavaliable when i told her i want "Liar Game" and she asked for the chinese name, i told her i dont know. so she said they dun have it and asked me whether i wanna order it first.

i said yes, paid a deposit of 5 bucks (when she ensured that the maximum the manga will cost is 8 bucks). and wrote down:

"Liar Game", Dayvid Chia, telephone number 912XXXXX.

And she said the books will arrive on roughly coming monday. On monday, i called her and she said she dunno, AND it will arrive on friday. i was kinda pissed off but i didnt say anything, just wait till friday.

Yesterday, while i was going home, i gave that china women a call and asked whether my manga has arrived or not. she said she dunno wads the Chinese name of the manga (thus cannot help me check) and asked if i can go and see for myself.

when i reach there, she showed ma fucking carton filled with ordered comics and i had to look through one by one!!!!!!! AFTER like searching through 40 plus comics, she made a phone call and her boss or what ever tell her where is it -_-

it was on the shelfs all along!! JUST because she dunno the english title (the manga doesnt have a chinese name FYI), she wasted everyone's time.

did i mention that the comics cost 13 bucks? yeah 8 bucks max, max my ass ar max.

sooo angry

oh wait, i cant scold her, cos she is already very ke lian for not being bulingual. yeah right.

TSK

heroes and LIAR GAME

2007-05-09T12:31:00.000+08:00

Im addicted to new shows nowadays!

Like Heroes. damn freaking nice. I cant stand it. Thats what i like about USA/Japan shows, they have alot of genre (i realised this is pronounced as jon-rea, not gene). Unlike stupid korean drama series, the theme is always the fucking same.

Heroes, i have an equal amount of friends who watches it, and friends who doesnt watch it. Only deng hon said its not nice. *shurgs*

It's just like XMEN, only more realistic. NO monsters or what so ever. but still, SO nice. Any nicer, it would be porn, jap porn of course.

Its better than xmen, because the plots are more properly planned and so many mysteries. which is good.

EVERYONE i know who watched it doesnt wanna tell me what happen. Only Berry said one spoiler. I told arthur about this show and he is gonna lend me until ep 20!!! if im lucky then 21 lor. season 1, USA shows until season 1, ep 21.

the trailer:

im sad to say that im watching from Youtube. which is kinda sick. because the inconsistence uploading and copy righted stuffs.

SO TOMORROW IM GONNA WATCH ALL OF THEM! HOORAY

Another show that i will watch (i watched abit) is Liar Game.

Remember tt time i said something about the websites that uploads asia's show, anime, drama, movies? this morning i wanted to watch it but they say their site has exceeded their bandwidth for today :(

na beh, usually i watch no problems one lor.

i just realised something is wrong with the school connections. cos when im at home i seem to be able to watch all 4 avaliable eps of LIAR GAME. which means that i get 4 orgasms in a row :)

I heart Liar Game! HAHAHAHAH

nonsense post.

2007-05-04T22:29:00.000+08:00

Would you donate an organ?

Its super weird, just now Jaey asked me on MSN and he asked me when he died, should he donate his organ for charity or something. And i said yes. And he told me when you reach age 21, the government will send u a letter to ask whether u would donate an organ or not.

i dunno if thats true, at least tat jaey got it.

He told me he has 4 options, liver, kidneys, cornear (how to spell?) and heart. I think he has decided to give up his liver and kidneys. he is deciding on whether to give up the eye and heart.

AFTER HE IS DEAD OF COURSE.

My train of thoughts: wah donate organs ---> cut up yr body ---> sew your body up (or not, since you are already dead) ---> ugly corpse ---> lie in coffin not nice to see ---> give people bad impression.

yes, im just so superficial.

really wad!!!!!! Imagine Jolin/Anekin Jin/insert good looking people's name lying in the coffin, and see so many scars, really abit sadded right ?

:( :( :(

lets talk abt other topics.

I've been addicted to playing another acient game called Pokemon, yellow version, i deposited the useless Pikachu into the deposit box, no, i dun really care abt it, its fucking useless. i just use 3 birds, 1 blastoise, 1 charlizard and a level 30, completely useless dragonair to fight the elite 4. -_- yes very 2000, i know we re in 2007.

So now im playing silver version :) and my togepi envolved to togepic!

i show you,

yah i know it fainted. cos i fought 5 eevees evolved form in one go!

and thanks to spacebar, life is made faster, literally. when i train, all i had to do was to press spacebar. amazing!

oh by the way, did i tell you that my clerk job at some private school is kinda sucky? i dun get to work a min amount of hours(unlike SnK), i dunno my schedule beforehand, ALWAYS FOREVER LAST MINUTE ONE LEH.

then i receive an SMS from my workmate telling me that this month i only gonna work 2 days. 2 DAYS! FUCKING BO LIAO CAN?

not that i mean SnK is any better, Ina is nice though, just that theres this sickening hobo lookalike. pay is relatively good too.

speaking of that hobo lookalike, i walked pass that shop and i saw her. you should really take a look at her yourself.

i shrugged.

back to the clerk job. its kinda sian there, but my boss Keri is nice though, unlike sickening hobo lookalike. she's really nice. just that i am sianned by the working shifts. pay is just average, when i say average i mean 5 bucks per hour.

So i asked Berry to help me keep a lookout for retails. (i still prefer tt though) . and he got me Gstar. an atas brand, probably 10 classes higher than SnK, i dunno la. a denim jeans cost 300 bucks, fucking ex.

then i called right? and they asked me to leave my number and number. so i gave.

usually thats the universal answer for "im sorry we re not hiring"

then yesterday i tried my luck and contacted Bossini, yah, same class as SnK, and they said they are hiring people. Selwyn said their stuffs are not trendy. who cares? i just wan to earn money.

Then today i went and somehow arranged another interview and they seemed really keen on hiring.

When i go home, Gstar called. and wants to interview me on monday. -_-

What the fuck is wrong with the world man?? when you wan a job, none come, now got interviews (thus chances of landing in a job), everything comes.

speaking of fuck, Dr Wayne forday caught MK using the word FUCK, and caught me using the phrase "gimme a five, bitch" :(

sia la.

Btw show you some school pictures.

meiqi:

Tat meiqi also wan this pic to be taken off -_-

the lecture theater i hate most: convention centre, why? cos no reception. and yeah, we re having biostastic lecture, she's very nice!

Dr wayne forday's lecture, the guy in red is MK.

-Picture deleted cos MK dun like- WAD THE FUCKING HELL IS HIS PROBLEM MAN??? ITS JUST A FUCKING BACK PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think its because the pic shows him sitting alone in the lecture hall, sitting alone in lecture hall=loser. That might be his sole reason for threatening me to take it off, or else he dun talk to me forever.

few saturdays ago, met up with zinc after her work at shenton way. at frigging 6.30am or something, i had something to do the night before. and walk walk walk until tanjong pagar area, outside WhyNot, a gay club.

its like 6.30, so no one outside.

took a picture :)

one more.

btw, the night before i saw a really ke lian ahma, she is like 60 plus, and its frigging 3 am in the morning and guess wad she is doing?!

LIFTING UP EVERY DUSTBIN, PICKING UP THE CANS!

poor thing :(

I gave her some money and asked her to go home, aiya, i know she wun go home, really v poor thing, :(

ate at maxwell, and walk walk walk to chinatown -_-

the road is deserted, the air is fresh, and im tired.

okay, after tat went to esplande, rot there, zinc had to go home and sleep, whilst i had to work -_-

kk i go rest. bye!

okay, now im going to get my lunch

2007-05-03T14:23:00.000+08:00

I know i haven been updating since forever, but later i will blog, now im going to get my lunch from Mcdonalds. hopefully later i have something to blog about. goodness, its been almost 2 weeks since i blogged.

actually this is a bad year for me, so nothing nice happened nowadays. I NEED TO CATCH A LEPRECAUH (how to spell?)

p/s: Dr Wayne forday caught me saying "FUCK YOU LA" to Ming kai tt day during practical.

WAYNE FORDAY

2007-04-20T23:15:00.000+08:00

Hello dr WAYNE FORDAY!

*WAVES*

On the first lecture of Biochem, dr wayne forday shown us that u can just like google yr name in google's blog and all sorts of links comes out, Mine came up of cos! heng didnt post anything bad about him.

He did it in front of us, and all really all sorts of links came out like dunno wad indian nude... gay camp... etc etc ETC. and my blog came up too.

SO this post will have his name all over.

wayne forday

forday wayne

Blab blab blab blab blab FORDAY WAYNE blab blab blab blab blab blab FORDAY blad blab blab blab blab

*WAVES*

okay i need to do my online quiz now, stupid WAYNE FORDAY for setting it so damn hard. oh shit i realised i just called him stupid.

dun tell him okay?

p/s: i like his name. shh dun tell him also

p/p/s: oh fuck i realised that he will read this post. i caught him reading denise's blog today. and steph's too.

p/p/p/s: i realised that i STILL can use vulgarities :)

HELLO WAYNE FORDAY!!!

Nah Zinc here are the photos

2007-04-17T18:21:00.000+08:00

I hate school

2007-04-17T17:57:00.000+08:00

I hate school now already.

SAME old people as my classmates/lecture hall mates.
SO MANY practicals. and is like 3 to 4 hours each.
and the notes are darn heavy.

Its really a burden.

oh fuck it

2007-04-16T00:59:00.000+08:00

Oh fuck it~

tomorrow: 8am lectures in a place where theres NO reception, 4 hours straight of lectures, 3 hours straight of practicals, 1 heavy laptop, 1 in the way adaptor, and probably a few stacks of notes.

sadded!

so heavy la. should have gone SP instead. or something -_- na beh!

I cut my hair, and its end of the world

2007-04-13T00:29:00.000+08:00

(actually i wrote this post last night, but the whole damn world fuck up, MSN cannot sign in, friendster all lag, ALL sites lag, then didnt get posted)

I tried smoking -_-

Kinda disgusting, like those ah beng wanna be.

You know they say smoking makes you feel high, etc?

well, i say Fuck that.

I DUN feel high from smoking, at all. just that i get slight dizzy spells (shi ying aka nicole said that beginners are like that, haiya wadeva la)

Tsk tsk tsk. im on a self destruction behavior.

Actually i said to zinc yesterday that i wanna try smoking and see how it feels, then she said "okay lor, later when i smoke i let you try", so we stood outside Heeren (on our way to KTV)

then when we re singing, she just taught me how to smoke -_-

and told me about alot of smoking stuffs (where cannot smoke, this and that)

and my way (and zinc's) of holding is completely different from others.

while normally... (i notice the first picture shows)

I just dun dare to try the normal way of holding cos i scare drop.

But I JUST dun feel high! So i guess its God's way of telling me not to smoke.

But i think god changed his/her mind later on, cos i found a cigg case, with 4 un-used ciggs!

:)

I know im supposed to blog about the Jolin's concert i attended last saturday, but the pics are on Huifen's cam, and i cant upload them. I tried to insert the memory stick into my com and it got stuck, i had to use something sharp to get it out. so loser.

kinda disappointing. because she didnt sing LOVE LOVE LOVE.

so busy!

2007-04-11T20:50:00.000+08:00

haiz, so busy nowadays :(

Anyone wanna help me out with any of the to do stuffs?

send your resume to thedayvid@hotmail.com.

or you can always post a comment/tag board message.

*kidding*

2007-04-10T20:32:00.000+08:00

SO FUCKING FUNNY LA!!!!!!!!!

blogs., Hair. and wadeva

2007-04-05T18:26:00.000+08:00

Why do you read my blog?

I've figured out that some people put counters on their blog (like me) and i wanna know something,

What the fuck is the counter for?

I know wad. It shows how popular you are. :) just as well, Friendster testimonials also the same, the more the better. i've only got like 89 or something, whilst some people have 5ooo! woo!

I wondered, does anyone bother to write any real testimonials anymore? instead of just copy and paste some HTML that makes up fancy fonts, some crappy nonsense, all shiny designs, all the glam stuffs.

who bothers to read all 5000 anyway?

I rather have a real testimonial of what other thinks of me. rather than 5000 (half of which aint even real testimonials). okay fine, im basically a loser who doesnt have any testimonials, a typical case of sour grapes. what ever, dude.

small digression. back to my main point, why do people put up counters? like me?

i guess it shows how popular your blog is. the more click the more attention you re getting, hopefully, someday some huge ass company might see your blog and go "hmmm, this guy/girl is quite popular, i should advertise with him"

ala Xiaxue.

so if you are a fucking loser with a counter that jumps 2 per week, i guess all you can do is to click refresh with your right hand, and continue to masturbate to gay animal porn with your left hand. then you counter will jump jump jump.

same with tag board. some people love people taggin their tag board, be it nonsense or wad. the more frequent the tags happen. the more popular you seem to be. (aka ppl coming to yr blog).

tsk tsk tsk... i have alot of things i wanna say, but hard to put them in a logically order.

so i just say whatever that somes into my mind.

I was reading some guy's blog and his blog seems to be receiving alot of attention, all the tags his friends had tagged. I take a look at the content. ALOT of pictures, all heavily photoshopped. nothing much when it comes to contents.

But seems to work for him, his blog is all fanciful, nicely done HTML, loads of links. blab blab blab...

Then i look at mine. Plain defult blue skin, which blogger provides, a tag board which is practically dead, no comments left by people, just a counter than jumps about 30 per day. no fanciful designs. no glam decorations, no photoshopped pictures (i dunno how to photoshop, diploma in Biotech, not Mass Comm)

I realised something that i want :)

I want people to come here for the entries. Silly thoughts of mine, i tried to be funny, inject humor into most of my entries (sorry this entry i dun think there will be any funny thing, as u can see, is a rather serious post).

I want people to come here to READ my posts, not see fanciful photoshopped pictures.

I dun have a fit body

Im not cute, or handsome.

If Julian Hee is considered Hot, then im probably room temperature or something. of cos, depends on which room you are in.

Basically according to singapore standard i think im about room temperature. Which is about 25 degrees (sian, 25 degrees is abit cold)

Im not famous. I dun spend blog about my new purchases much (in case u dunno), im not like some rich kids who buy new clothes.

So whats attracting people to read my blog?

1) They are my friends and wanna know what ive been up to. MingKai reads everyone's blog he can find and tells me stuffs.
2) Come here to laugh at my silly thoughts about stuffs that are not impt
3) they sincerely like my posts.

Well, I dun post heavily photoshopped pictures, I dun report on my spendings often, i dun report on who i go out with etc etc etc. But I do want to make people like my blog because of its humor im injecting into my posts.

:)

If you like the posts, do carry on reading. If you dun like, well, i suggest you go read some blogs that are heavily HTML-ed or smth.

I do want to make people laugh with me, not at me la!!

*shrugs* I came across this guy's blog and I was telling Brian that i dun like this kinda guys. (i think i said smth along that line)

me: some people are just so deluded!

Brian: y?

me: i look at their pictures, then their blogs, he said dunn wad went for interview for modelling etc, blag la. alot of nonsense, then need to get some portfolio right? like 3 to 4 hundres, and he end off with "because of money sometimes people need to forgo their dreams"

Brian: crap la

me: i find the last sentence very superficial lor

Brian: very

Eh, i dunno la. My fifth sense (mean girl pun!!) is telling me that this guy is very superficial. in a way. hope u get wad i mean la, if u dun, its okay, cos i think its quite confusing.

In case you dunno, i read it somewhere that if an agency decided to sign you up for modelling. they will bear the cost of the portfolio. You aim as an model is to earn money, not spend them before u earn them. geddit?

later i ask Joseph to see whether its true or not. Cos he was a model.

btw, i show u a funny picture

i think its the funniest picture i've ever seen on the net. other than some 14 to 18 years old chao ah lian trying to act chio act cute.

and You alll know britney used to look like this right??

now she look like this:

What the hell happened? Its kinda sad that ugly things happen to good looking poeple. Okay just as well, we wouldnt want ugly things happened to ugly people, thats plain sad.

But i have a slight idea of why she decided to shaved off her hair, i wanted to say chopped off, but is that even consider chopping?

Because i heard she suffers from depressions and want to start afresh!

AND thats what happened to me! (no i didnt kena depression)

I feel abit down, and sian nowadays! And decided to chop off my hair.

at about 3 pm, 9 outta 10 guys in orchard road has hair thats shorter than mine, about 4pm, 9 outta 10 guys in orchard road have longer hair than me.

Actually i wanted to cut short but the chee bye guy cutted it till its so god damn hideous that it really redefine the meaning of ugly!

so now my hair is like super short.

surprisingly, i felt better!!

Before haircut:

After haircut:

Very short, reminds me of the time in secondary school, at least i have blonde streaks.

:)

Just now blogged awhile and Jaey had to disturb me:

-image removed because Jaey keep pestering me to remove it-

tsk tsk tsk, why cant see!!

fantastic show :)

2007-04-02T08:48:00.000+08:00

Im quite excited! (In case you didnt notice, the increase of blog entries, im getting very sian with life nowadays, abit no life, so loser. thus the blogging spree)

I was kinda bored so I went to youtube and typed in FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ep 1 and i watched the whole of 1 and 2. God bless youtube for providing sucha good videos. I watched the whole of Simple life 4, Charmed Season 1 and 2. and some random charmed eps. Also MTVs.

Sorry dears, Charmed is not avaliable on youtube anymore thanks to some copyrights law (those bastards). And after watching 2 eps of FULL METAL ALCHEMIST, yours truely is hooked onto that anime.

I found out that it has 52 eps and so its still okay to watch. unlike some Naruto that goes on and on and on and on. till god knows when.

So of cos typed in 'full metal alchemist ep 3' and guess wad?

DUN HAVE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ep 3 (or 4, or 5)

so irritating, thats the risky part about watching anime on youtube. You never know whether you will get the whole thing or not. sickening.

So I realllllllllyyyyyyy want to watch, and i asked Dean "Eh you know where to download animes or not?". and he replied "dunno, but i know where to watch online"

after he gave me address, i signed up(free of charge) and begin watching!!!

Holy Crap!! they dun have Full metal alchemist. only got the movie. But they have...

Death note 1 and 2 (movie)
Death note anime (im on ep 6 now already)
Hana Kime (the Ella-pretending-to-be-a-guy show. im on ep 1)
Ragnarok the animation (just finished watching ep 5)
initial D (I didnt watch)
Azazuki cha cha (my childhood kids central show)
water boys season 1 and 2 PLUS movie

ALOT!!!!!!!

wouldnt it be better if it shows U.S.A. shows? think of all the shows! CHARMED, BUFFY, FRIENDS, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, CSI!

Im so greedy, gimme jap animes and jap dramas, i wan USA animes and dramas. tsk tsk tsk

when school reopens, im gonna bug allllll my friends to give me all their downloaded shows (esp charmed last season, i missed that :-( )

I just watched 3 eps of season break. and i dun really like it. probably due to the fact that it is a moody show. Everything is so cold and dull and sad and whatever. I just stop watching.

The Hana Kime is also so-so only. and i dunno why so many go ga-ga over it.

Since im so picky, I shall direct my own shows!

The show (consist of 8 seasons, each season will have about 25 eps)'s plot will be about a girl name Lavender, she is called Lavender because of her naturally indigo hair,but she dyed it black to prevent people from knowing her true hair color, but she is very cheapskate, use only cheap hair de, so resulted in maroon hair , who is a new boss of a cute guy name Elliot. And she hates elliot because he doesnt know how to suck up to her.

Then the whole show will revolve around her trying to harm elliot, and get him outta the company (the details leave it to the scrip writers) and then she successfully got him out.

But she is not happy, so she tried to write Elliot's name into a black notebook, whoever's name written in the notebook shall die. just as she wanted to write the last letter. A girl in skimpy clothes came and took out a vampire stake and snatched the book away from her.

plan B failed, so she used black magic, but discovered by 3 magical witches and a whitelighter. and she was stripped off her black magic. then the sisters sent her to jail where her husband will try to get her out of prison by tattoo-ing the entire prison map onto his body.

But she fell in love with a guy in the prison, but the guy is a gay. then she cut her fugly maroon hair and pretend to be a guy too. But her husband found out this and was so angry that he used the unforgiveable curse AVADA KEDAVA on her.

but he missed. and the guards came in, telling her to make up for her sins she needs to lead a simple life. she needs to live with a family in bangala while doing odd jobs, then travel in a lorry from the south of africa to the north. doing odd jobs and getting fired at the same time.

she also needs to be intern for some major companies. last but not least she needs to be a housewives to understands how to have a healthy relation with her husband (because last time she and her husband only have sex, no communications at all, SM sex!)

while she was being a housewives, she met 4 desperate housewives too. and they gossips to each other, she cant stand the housewives gossiping about her so she killed them one by one.

she freaks out and fled to holland village and sell lasi lemak for the rest of her lives. But the C.S.I people tracked her down. and kept her in jail for the rest of her lives, until one day she cant take it and transformed into a werewolve and ran into the forest.

so the police scare people might be turned into a werewolve, they broadcast all over the world to notify the citizens, esp ELLIOT. they called it LOST:THE FUGLY MAROON WEREWOLVE

thats only season 1, sound FANTASTIC already :) :) :) :) :)

Do i have nothing to blog? no, why do you ask??

Fake LV, Gls, and Stupid girls

2007-04-01T02:00:00.000+08:00

I was happily listening to "The Sweet Escape" at Mcdonalds, waiting for my turn. and I saw this:

A 15 to 16 years old ah lian using a LV handbag sia! wooo!~!

How much would sucha LV handbag cost? Im gonna ask Ming kai later, I think it would be around 1.5k. at least.

Come to think of it. nowadays teenagers really do go for branded stuffs hor. You take a walk around Orchard Road and you'll see so many ah lians carrying Gucci/LV/Dior. all scattered over orchard, Just the way how Mcdonalds are scattered all over the world. Only Mcdonalds are more welcomed than silly ah lians.

The only person i know carrying REAL branded stuffs are zinc and my ex advisor.

FYI, only 1% of the LVs in this world are real (MK told me that wikipedia said this), and those in Europe are real, so i guess if this chao ah lian tried to go for a holiday in Europe with her fake LV handbag, she would be stopped at the airport.

Branded stuffs. soon the chao ah lians in singapore will be like "i WaNt T0 bE lIk3 PaRiS HiLtOn Wh3N i Gr0W uP <3>"

Not that Paris Hilton is a bad image for girls wadeva la. I personally like her. Since she's daring and all. My point is, I guess the girls of the future wun be settling for normal brands like Zinc or Ink (wow these 2 brands rhyme!)

Okay to be honest, I wun go for these 2 brands. Once I have a Puma, I will wan a crumpler. after a crumpler, maybe a porter, when i grow up maybe i will wan a LV wallet (I heard its about 900 bucks)

I have no idea what the fuck am i blogging about. I just re-read thru what i've type and they re not even close to funny! where the hell is My Sense Of Humor!?!?

Oh, the only girl i know who will settle for a zinc is Huifen. Not that it is a bad thing la.

Since Im already blogging about things that are not even funny. So I guess i continue to blog about stuffs that are also boring.

GLs

Maybe i will get hated by all the Gls in Np's LSCT. so i try to put in a way such that it isnt targeted at anyone la k.

Gls are basically an organization that plans the events around school. especially freshman orientation camps. And it consisted of very 'on' people from the school, and they come together and have fun. BBQs. outings. whatever.

In Deyi we also have one. Its called the PSL. and they function excatly the way how the Gl stuffs function.

Basically, they serve their original function which is to have fun and organize stuffs.

I was in Deyi PSL! So it brings me to the fact that i know how superficial these organisations are. They come together, get along well with each other superficially (i dunno true or not, but it seems to me they are). But of cos there are some clique in these kinda organisation that sincerely are clicking well.

But i just refuse to believe the fact that when a group of people come together they click very well immediately. And organise group outings and such.

yucks, i never like group outing, when i say group i mean like 6 and above number of people. I can be emo and say "the more number of people there are, the more lonely i feel" but im not those kind of disgusting bloggers so i wun say that.

Theres one time when I was shopping with xiao hui, shi hua, hui fang, florence (Yes, i do indeed click with them, esp ah hua) for Ricky Chandra's Birthday present. And I saw the whole troop of Gls (yes i use troop to signify the amount of participants in the outings).

One thing i hate, is group outings. because eventually one sub-troop will walk in front, another sub troop will walk behind, engage in conversations. and i really dun see the point of such big group outings leh. what if one person wanna buy... say... a t-shirt, wads the rest supposed to do? Stay and give opinions? but there are like 10 opinions, cant all be positive wad. can it?

or the rest go shop in cliques? then wouldnt it defeats the purpose of a group outing?

I heard from my friend, who is in the same school as one of the members of the gls. that the said person is practically an outcast during secondary school days

The friend: so-and-so was an outcast in secondary school

Me: oh is it? No wonder he/she tried to hard to fit in when he/she is in poly la

The friend: yeah

I guess everyone doesnt wanna be an outcast. So they tried to fit into the society. Including me of course. But I dun try super hard like the said-person. I think its because Im the only child. And all i have when i was growing up are power rangers, legos, my small white pillow, my ahma, alice, cousins (which i dun even interacting with anymore).

I went out with Zinc the other day and we talked about stuffs like sex and stuffs, and surprisingly, she seems to be a kinda joking jokin person (like me) but actually we are quite loners!

I mean, i would go out hang out with you if we both click and i sincerely like you. not just because im in the same damn organization!

GASP!!!

Now I suddenly thought of Pink's Stupid Girls MTV. and i kinda like the message Pink was trying to bring across.

in case you are interested, this is the MTV

FYI. the girl who got a chihuahua is Mary Kate Oslen, the girl who hits pedestrians with her car is Lindsay Lohan, the girl who washes a car in a bikini is Jessica Simpsons. The Carls JR and night vision sex tape is Paris Hilton. heh.

i think the video is damn funny.

shall end this off with a drawing of mine

sigh, i started this entry not knowing wad to write, in the end write so many rubbish amd they re not even funny. na beh!

blogs and ipod :)

2007-03-31T03:30:00.000+08:00

"eh what blogs do u read?", a friend asked me over MSN.

I pondered over that question for a while, and realised that I read my friends' blog. Eh, im very picky when it comes to blog reading.

My Blog Reading Rules:

1)Must be funny.

2)Author must be good looking.

3)My friend

4) Updates very regularly.

5) CANNOT have lengthy paragraph

6) Use simple english (write so chim for wad? not a flawless GP essay lor)

If possible, ALL of the mentioned criteria.

so, here are the blogs i read.

www.xiaxue.blogspot.com I enjoy reading her past entries because its more heartlander feeling. eh, i dunno how to explain. now she just updates on her outings with atas people. but still, funny, and true (true as in very xiaxue)

www.spankthemalenurse.blogspot.com This guy is a gay (thus the purple color). He has very lengthy paragraphs. But at least he is funny. :) not in a xiaxue way but in a weird way. now he is blogging about his normal life as a gay (sex and all) so i think when he is rich from all the blogging he will be blogging about his newly found atas friend, gay atas friend.

www.thesuperficial.com MY favourite site of ALL! this is very funny!!!! I've seen Paris Hilton's nipple, I know who she lost her virgin to, I've seen Daniel Radcliffe's penis, I know what's lindsay lohan's latest hair color. And its fucking funny!!! GO READ!!!!

www.geekologie.com The brother of Superficial, for people who are into gadgets. and weird stuffs. :) also very funny!!

www.iwatchstuff.com The Sister of Superficial. all about movies, movie poster, trailer. etc. not very funny leh. but still. not bad.

My favourite of all is still THESUPERFICIAL :) You should go read it, they even have scarcastic titles. like "Paris Hilton writes love letters, failed"

I got my IPOD PHOTO. 60 Gig for $290. and I wonder wad the fuck i should put in it lor. In case you dunno, IPOD photo is a cross between Ipod Nano and Ipod Video. Its huge, bulky but i like it :) (of cos la, spend almost 300 on that, surely must like wad)

In case u wanna know, i got it on yahoo auction. But when i receive the box, the USB wire, Ipod itself, Adaptor and stuffs are still intact, their plastic are still there. And still got 11 mths warrenty. which technically makes it a 1st hand product.

I was supposed to meet the seller, but she had some photoshoots and old railway station (i think she is a model) and keep on dragging the time. so she offered to cut 10 bucks off. so i can safely say i tan dio 10 bucks.

eh pls dun come and rob me okay? Lets see wad would u get if u come and rob me on an average day

Ipod Photo. so nice hor (if u say no i suggest u go fuck yourself)

My topman wallet. Ming kai says he it looks cheap, and I think Maxine said something about it. *shrugs* wadeva la. Maxine always say negative stuffs about my stuffs. Bitch -_-

My deathnote lookalike organizer. I bring it along when i go to school/work. Depends on when you rob you see.

My PoKo box :)

Inside of The poko box

Oil Blotter, Perfume, eyedrop, Lipbalm. condoms (underneath the oild blotter)

and of cos my phone:

sorry wrong picture

here it is :)

And after seeing my stuffs you decide to rob me, i suggest u rob maxine or selwyn, both has an Ipod Video. but i suggest selwyn, cos he has an additional PSP. and he uses a Motorola v3xx. PLUS he has a crumpler bag thats not sold in singapore.

But if you are scared that selwyn might hit back, lemme tell, maxine also will cos she is damn sporty and most probably she will chase after u (she's from touch rugby) and yell the fuck outta you.

moral of story: DUN steal my stuffs.

assorted rubbish

2007-03-28T02:43:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not updating. (and deleting the previous entry, due to some problems i foresee that may arise if my ex-incharges saw, i dun give a shit about chervon though. his name is jian ming by the way)

My life now is pretty boring. This is the ONLY holiday so far that i still dun feel like going to school. i think school starts on 14th of april. like 3 more weeks! *gasp*

Been staying at home nowadays. Life starts at 8am in the morning, after my dad leaves for work. then i would lock the door. and SLEEP NAKED! Its a pretty good feeling to sleep naked. If u disagree with me then u are reallyyyyy boring.

I would sleep till 1.30pm and then slack on my bed (hugging my spongebob squarepants giant plushie, $25 from malaysia) and till 3pm. i would take a cold shower. Online till dinner time (about 7pm. Then i would take a nap, from 9 to 11pm, and ONLINE again. watching Youtube/porn/surfing the internet)

also include chatting with friends on MSN. after that sleep at 6am.

and this goes on, probably till i have job.

Im really bored. to the extend that im playing this acient online game

firstly, im fucking irritated by neopets' ways of secuity. now u need to Type in your username, then you will see yr pet, need to click confirm. then type in password. followed closely by come confirmation code that you are human. lastly they ask for your birthdate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I FORGOT MINE! as in the one i faked. my birthdate is 3rd of sept 1989. now u know le, so can get ready presents.

out of desperation, i created a new account :( all my nps, valuable items. pets, achievements. all gone! and played their game.

secondly, i think neopets game are si peh tough to play! Chicken Mcnugget! and the things there are bloody expensive. i never bother feeding my pets. cos its waste of money

Then i decided to try my luck :)

YAY! but 10,000 neopoints isnt alot. still, its cheap trill, i love cheap trills.

yah, cheapo, then?

When im at home, I also feel homesick, because the house is so empty and i miss Alice. and my daddy. I think because of the incidents that happened nowadays, i feel that my family is the only for me when im down *play sad music*

SO! I decided to take a train to ang mo kio and visit my ahma and ahgong for a while :) Im really close to both of them because i used to live with them. *play sad music again*

Pictures!

The views im so familiar with. Looks very simple, but I enjoy going to my grandparents' place

My old old ah ma, she is making this quilt (how to spell?) and I've made my reservations already! Old grannies are so good at art and crafts. :)

TWIST! my ex-sailor ah gong :) He used to be very good at martial arts and defense wadeva. and he taught me! But i forgot liao -_-

I'm kinda sad when having arm wrestling with him just now. Because he lost. When i was young he was damn strong! he can like lift me and my cousins up! *gasp* now he just lie there :(

I guess all humans will be old and not-so-strong one day.

"(In hokkien) Ah gong! take picture, picture!"

:) im gonna print these pics out!

One of the reasons im rather down nowadays is because I WAS SUPER NA BEH UNLUCKY. if someone had to win a prize, i think i can manage to get like... 1st runner up. or something close.

***Happened in a span of 2 months***

Bad luck #1

I lost my Fossi l watch. But Im not really upset over it because i didnt spend any effort wadsoever to get it. but still, must get a new watch = waste money.

Guess, Marc Ecko, or Fossil this time dearie?

Bad luck #2

My motorola V3 black SPOILT! and it just refuse to turn on no matter how many times i bang it against my bed (kidding). And heng heng the warrenty wasnt expired (left 2 days) and i immediately go and get it fixed.

The guy at the counter asked for my HP number and i wrote it down on the form etc. and i told him that do i get to use a stand by phone, since mine is under repaired and i called and checked whether motorola have this service and he said no. all the back up phones are already used.

So that was like 3 days without a cellphone. and at night whenever i use my dad's. i always see motorola people calling me, means something is wrong with my phone about the fixing shits.

BUT THEY KNOW I DUN HAVE A BLOODY PHONE TO USE!

URGH! I made a trip down and they told me because of some nonsense stuffs i need to pay up $225 if i wanna repair!

DO you repair?!

In the end no choice i have to buy new phone :(

which is sad in a way, because need to waste money a-fucking-gain.

It so happened that it was payday, i only earned like 300 plus plus. due to exams and i bought this. money gone :(

Very japanese looking. But what i really want is a T-Mobile sidekick 3. too bad, singapore dun sell that

This is how a T-mobile Sidekick looks like. In case you are wondering, it is (i think) a leading cellphone brand in USA. alot of celrebrities use them, eg. Paris Hilton uses a Juicy Couture (MK how to spell?) customized sidekick.

A sidekick :)

Bad Luck #3

My Ipod Nano is lost/stolen/what ever.

Now this is scary, when it was gone my mentality was "lost ar? cannot be, must be somewhere"
and was calmed allllllll the way man!

And now, tmr's pay coming in, and half of it will be used to buy a ipod video. 60gb, not used before, for 300 bucks! i do hope Melvin can somehow put my newly found Prison break season 1 and 2, and maybe some porn into the ipod Video

In case you still dunno. Yes im obsessed with huge devices nowadays. spend so much money, might as well can be seen. according to zinc, loosely translated "is things lor"

Bad luck #4

i LOST my job, thanks to some shitty people.

To the shitty people: May you work in there till 46, then too old to work there, so work at this fashion. Sun plaza outlet. work till 50, collect CPF, and die

thats about it. the bad lucks :(

From now I need to watch my language when im in school (my new prac teacher is Mr Wayne Forday) and MK was like "bye bitch" to me (im okay with it) and then Forday sorta angry.

regarding the whole story, click here and scroll down to tuesday, feb 1. 2007

Digressing, Im addicted to wedges nowadays, because alice got this package of frozen wedges and when uw anna eat, just microwave it for like 20 mins and it taste as delicious as those u get at restaurant where they will charge you over rated prices (5 to 6 bucks?)

Been having them for supper, 2 weeks in a row :) and im still lovin' it *plays mcdonalds song*

Isnt potato a wonderful creation from god (if there is one). you can make mash potatos, wedges, baked potato, french fries, chips from them :) ALL AT THE SUPER AFFORDABLE PRICES, other than those provided by restaurant.

:) its 5.18am, alice should be awake soon! shall tell her to fry an egg for me :) and i really do love my mom :)

ATTENTION EVERYONE

2007-03-03T02:32:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now i can blog using my cell phone! *gasp!* so, this is the ADDRESS of my mobile blog.

click HERE

wad do i post on it? erm, some miscelleous stuffs i suppose.

signs, bad luck, chervons, phone

2007-03-02T12:09:00.000+08:00

Since tomorrow Im not working, i shall teach you people how to shop correctly. okay la. not my readers, erm, basically targeted at those retarded people who like to ask retarded questions. like the one im gonn share.

here goes!

This sign means that the selected tees shops usually have are now for sale at 8 bucks.

HOWEVER!!!!

READ carefully, it says 'MIN 3 pieces'.

okay, this is abit mentally challenged.

wad does 'min 3 pieces' mean?

a) 3 for 8 dollars?

b) 8 for 3 dollars?

c) you have to buy at least 3 pieces THEN the shop will sell you for 8 bucks each .

the Answer is C.

So next time you see such signs, dun go and fucking ask the sales person can buy one piece or not. the answer is probably no. if you buy one piece, you probably need to pay the original price, depending on the shop's policy.

Also, signages are meant to tell the prices. SO! next time dun ask the sales person (like me), how much is it. if the person is very eng is okay to ask. but if during huge huge sales period. asking such questions is being very kiam pah (meaning asking for punching).

so, according to the simple logic i mentioned. the reversible tees are 8 bucks. geddit? i know you will, but some people JUST dun geddit, like aunties... china people... bangalas. and alot more.

MOVING ON

pardon the Mcdonalds' sign lookalike.

so, can you inerpret wad does this sign means?

"storewide up to 60% off"

THIS basically means that there are many many discounts of different percentage. but the highest percentage of discount is 60%. JUST because this sign is placed beside a bunch of berms means that those berms are for 60%.

if you dunno how many discount are for that particular item. ASK!

God i hate customers who dun ask and always assume things themselves.

speaking of asking, i also hate customers who speaks in 0.00325435 decibels. might as well shut up and dun ask anything. its so irritating.

haiz. i hate alot of things, people blasting their phone/smelly people etc etc etc. but that post of for another day.

today a bunch of people came in and they fucking stinked the whole SnK. i really feel like buying a can of air fresheners and sprayed the whole store, because it is simply too disgusting. one of them tried on the caps worn by FOXY (a mannequin). and place it back without buying.

i told Bambang (cute ar the name) that the cap is now cursed. si peh smelly. and worse of all is that the bunch of them came in. only one bought a pants. and left the shop leaving a fucking mess. na beh!

For your info, FOXY is not a brand for mannequin, Ina gave her this name. we have Samuel, Kevin, Mary, Jessica, Patrick. The rest i haven name them yet.

other than the shitty smelly/stupid/hao lian/weird/kiasu customers, we also have very nice one.
but more rare. like 1 outta 10.

so little hor.

i dun take meeting shitty customers as a form of back luck, cos i met them everyday, cant be everyday have bad luck wad. but recently i really bad luck sia.

I lost my Ipod.

my Motorola v3 spoilt. and it cost $255 to repair. of cos i not repairing la! DUH

i got transferred to ViVo City to work. YUCKS. so far. and the shop so small. and the in charge there, according to some girl (alot of ppl confirmed this), that the in charge is an old fag who backstabs people.

i cant stand such people. who can?

omg! means i cant stand myself too! cos i badmouth about people!

wadeva. they re asking for it. lol

and thank god that ah boon told peter that it is INDEED very far from where i live/study. i live in sembawang, school in clementi. work in vivo? na beh, thats like... 1 fucking round of the train tracks everyday.

heng heng i stay in IMM. i'll really miss boon, maybe justina. i'll miss Bambang too.

WHY THAT FUCKER CHERVON NOT TRANSFERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He lives in bukit batok/gombak (dunno, dun care, dun bother) and he once boosts to us that he is not gonna transfer because peter promised him (in a tone like peter is his dad liddat, PUI).

i officially HATE HIM.

from my observations, he like to act ah beng. but he isnt. because he dun look like one. his hair isnt dyed. he dun listen to cheap techno songs. he uses vulgarities for the sake of using. his mother came to fetch him home once. he has no piercings.

yet he talks like he knows some big ass gang. *roll eyes*

did i mention he likes to act smart? cos i saw his duty timetable, and he took leave from monday to thursday (siao, write busy by writing -exam leaves- for 4 days for fuck? just dun put yr slots from mon to thurs la, u are a partimer nia leh, exams leaves, according to me. mei yan and serene, means a FEW weeks, okay i admit im very overboard in talking bad abt him). and i asked 'eh u exams ar?' and he said 'aiya no need to study one la'.

NO NEED TO STUDY STILL TAKE BREAK???

obviously act smart in front of me right?

concerned people might say "maybe he wanna rest leh?"

no he isnt the type that will rest. cos he likes to act hardworking in front of in charges. like taking 1/2 break whilst everyone takes 1 hour. etc.

might as well dun work la hor, i dun have to see him this week's weekdays. YAY.

sometimes i also very impressed by his effort of sucking up to incharges.

if we have a change in incharges, he would have to suck up ALL over again!!!!!!!!!!! GASP!!!!!!! all efforts gone! MUST REDO!!!!!!

he was liddat with Michelle, Ron

then Joanne.

then Justina and Ah boon.

soon it will be shi ting. and the wads-her-name.

so tiring, dun you think??

oya, no need to lend me phone liao. cos i bought one myself! im so proud of myself! *pat self back* cos i bought it with my own money!!! as in hard earned money!

i bought this

heh!

siao china women

2007-03-02T02:00:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I wonder why so people can be so fucked up. Especially in the retails line whereby I meet a lot a lot of people every day and sometimes I feel like smacking these customer with an old school radio.

Like today, I fucking met these 2 girls, who happened to be from China and ALSO happened to have unshaven armpit. Gross, girls with armpit hair are seriously fucking disgusting.

This is fucking 2007!!!! Theres veet and god knows wad. Even if u love yr armpit hair so much (maybe even plait it?). then dun wear a sleeveless top. Wear like a, jacket or something, if the weather is too hot, I suggest u dun even go out and scare people

I didn’t actually see those disgusting armpit hair because im taller than both of them, but my colleague Ina told me and its very disgusting.

Armpit hair on guys are still okay. Of cos

Back to those 2 women. They re both the kind that has a hi-im-from-china look. Cos people from china, u can usually tell from their facial features. Ditto Japanese/malays/Caucasian.

They wanted to buy some bottoms, and the younger one dunno her size and I had to take like M and L for her to try, 3 different designs mind you, but that’s still okay,since its my job to do so. Then they FINALLY settle for a pair of jeans. And the younger women are short (not leprechaun kinda short) and fat.

Then need to alter the length of the jeans, and in SnK customers wear the jeans and we measure it for them, so it would be more accurate.

She wore it, and I told to FUCKING STAND STRAIGHT, and she keep wanting to bend over and see. LIKE THAT VERY HARD TO MEASURE ACCURATELY LA. I told her like 78 times and she still do the same freaking action, which is bending over.

So the measuring tape reaches the floor and its 35 inches. I showed her, and she approved.

Then I told her to collect it 2 days later because our sewing machine is spoilt and she gave me a chee bye look and go “bu xing la. Wo men zhu hen yuan hen yuan hen yuan hen yuan hen yuan hen yuan” and add on “bu ke yi jin tian gai de hua wo men jiu bu mai le”

Basically she said they live very very very very very very very very very very very very very far and if we cant alter it today they are not gonna buy. So Ina told me that go I.P zone and alter lor.

I seriously dun feel like selling to her. Yeah, her $29.40 is a fucking big contribution to our daily sales (about 4000 bucks) but since they travel from china to IMM to buy a jeans, then okay la. China is indeed very far.

Okay fine, I think they live in like…. Bedok or something, thus it would be very sian for them to come all the way to collect.

After a freaking out later. They came back and tried on the newly altered jeans, and complained that it is TOO SHORT!!! I tot Ina altered wrongly and I go over and measure it. Its 35.5 inches!

Pua chee bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told her the length is even longer than the one I set. And she said “cannot cannot, blab blab blab too short blab blab blab” in her crisp china accent.

I feel like fucking her (not literally, of cos, that would be gross) and since both parties agreed on the length in the first place, theres nothing much I can do.

Joanne(i think she is quite pretty) , asked them to take a new pants and we altered it for them. And asked them to collect it tomorrow. Because Ina is signing out. And they complained that they live very very very very far.

Joanne asked where, and they said

BOON LAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING HELL LA! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

BOON LAY LEH! FUCKING CHEEBYE THESE TWO CHEENA FUCK UGLY WOMEN WITH LONG ARMPIT HAIR.

Damn pissed off with them.

Boon lay………… got shutter bus somemore. Fuckers

Thank god ina took her own sweet time to altered it for them. Which makes them WAIT, thus good, but bad for us, cos have to tolerate their faces. Dammit.

They even have the nerve to comment that in CHINA, where if you are unhappy with the service of the staffs. You are entitled to get a free pants!

RIDICULOUS.

SIAO one

God I am one pissed boy.

Nothing much to blog nowadays. Except I dyed my hair light brown and highlighted ash blonde. No pictures. Cos my phone spoilt liao. Sian leh. Anyone can lend me a phone?

Oie, lend la!

Dun lend dun lend lor

some last thing before i go ah ma place

2007-02-19T16:06:00.000+08:00

fuck lor. my contact lenses are cocking up one by one. all liddat. then now left one pair. CHEE BYE LA. AND IT IS VERY EXPENSIVE YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

nabeh, i very ugly meh, so many ppl wish me "hope u become handsomer" sian sian sian

Didnt get much income leh. sian lor. and a freaking relative gimme 15 bucks, got people give odd number one meh. give 14 or 16 la. just one more dollar.

and last night night i had a freaking nightmare. about me missing Jolin Concert. the time of the concert is 8pm, and before that i was on a CRUISE! and usually these concert dun start on time one right? then i left the ship at 8pm, and when i reach there its freaking OVER!!!

Shurgs. wad a stupid nightmare. heh heh heh heng not real man. hope everything goes well till i attend the concert. heh. *all fingers crossed*

Happy Chinese New Year

2007-02-18T04:13:00.000+08:00

Lemme blog something before my uncle picks my family up for the reunion dinner to my grandparent's place later.

In case you are wondering, I had my own family dinner reunion just now. And i realised that the last time we sat at home, as in alice, daddy, and me. Dayvid, and had dinner was LAST YEAR NEW YEAR EVE!

OH HOLLY MAMA (Dun wanna use oh my **** because is CNY)

Main reason why we dun eat together is because my dad's home returning time is different, and i like to watch TV while eating. But now i eat in my own room and watch SIMPLE LIFE: interns, and till death do us part. go watch it, damn funny!!! heh!!!

so that explains. and we do sit together and eat while we go out, just tat the last time we sit together and eat together is last new year eve.

anyway. i officially proclaim that i am dead tired nowadays. due to Exams! To think i was so so so stressed out the night before for Mircobio exam. and i even told Jaey "Im sacred! " like Ming kai, who called me like 2 nights, and after i said "hello?" and Mk's voice goes "Im scared!!! "

turns out its the easiest paper so far.

similarly, i think maths is the easiest and it turns out that it is the hardest :(

back to why im sooooooooooo tired.

A few nights of short hours slp, and i work till 12 freaking AM last night!

almost died in Snk. TSK TSK TSK

Maxine said im a loser for working after exam. But at least i EARN money lor. Speaking of working. SnK is playing this stupid CT girls CD on LOOP!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I listened to it like n times. while n>10. try listening to it for n times. i bet u die!

Their Cd is a mixture of cheap songs. lyrics ALL rewritten, like the song I.O.I.O fm S H E, ai ni from Cyndi, kao wo 72 bian fm Jolin. and alot more la. I feel like breaking the CD into 2 pieces, but cannot. sian!

this 2 months im gonna work work work. maxine might say its loserish to keep working, but at least Im paid. Mei Qi has this crumpler laptop casing that is quite pretty, lime green. and i used to go 'aiya, anything la' and now i want ONE!!

gasp!!!!!! MEIQI ITS BECAUSE OF YOU!

and a psp, i wan one too. :(

and change my hair color, very very very sick of having black hair, been having them for like. 17 years.

yes i want alot of things, but so? i EARN my own money, i pay for my own ~~shits~~ stuffs, CNY cannot say bad words.

lol, machiam primary 1 to 5 again! (remember we all used to go "ORHHH, you scolded chao chee bye! im gonna tell Mr Lim, or ORRH u said GAY, im gonna tell my mother. " i even had a friend who went "im gonna sue you" ) super roll eyes!

yes i know i just typed chao chee bye. its okay i think, its just vagina. half the world has them anyway.

digressing. E-base serene told us that she witness some guy jumped from the building, and she was so scared that she ran home and puke. so sway la, witness such things during CNY period. and she lost her voice yesterday, and she witness the suicide on thursday.

Justina, my in charge said that when u see something like this, you are most probably to fall sick. cos you re shock to see that, and the ghost of the person who commited suicide has the chance of pulling yr soul out, thus the sick thingy.

she then carried on saying that her ex bf was with his 2 friends on a bus and theres this accident on the road. and the body is being covered in black cloths/plastic/wadeva/ and when the bus passed by, the wind current lifted up the cloth a little. and GUESS WAD?

THEY SAW THE FACE OF THE BODY!

and 3 of them all kena fever soon, and wun recover until they went temple.

so errie la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gonna shower and prepare to go ah ma place again. i bet u guys that my auntie will comment abt my ear piercing. always ask such question one.

tmr, she will ask me how much i got my Levis for.

bye all!

THE ARENA

2007-02-06T23:10:00.000+08:00

I just watch THE ARENA, and I feel like slapping Nanyang girl high school that girl, the way she talks is so fucking guai lan. Like that guy from United World College just ate her dad and fed her mom to the lions.

This kinda shows all very elitism one leh, always get the famous famous school (dunno whether is it true or not, but everytime i happen to click this kinda Singapore School involved shows, always got those famous school one). is either RGS, RI, ACS, NYGHS, CG... blab blab blab. si peh sian!

All look sooooo nerdy (other than Eunis Olsen). tsk tsk tsk

As i said, theres a difference between Stupid people watching THE ARENA and people who watch THE ARENA are stupid people. hor... dun accuse me, u asshole.

:)

xiaxue's blog

2007-02-05T23:44:00.000+08:00

Taken from XiaXue's blog:

"Spam all you wan, you will still be here reading tomorrow, like its the fucking Bible"

-_-'

2007-02-03T23:08:00.000+08:00

Thanks Bitch! You rock.

To the -_-' guy:

Seriously, u think im giving it a damn about wad you write on my tag board? You should really stop being my number 1 fan (i guess u are my number 1 fan because u click www.thedayvid.blogspot.com everyday) and go get a life outside, you might find something nicer than animal incest porn. and my blog.

You get to see the new Levis' 508. you know ?

Or not. cos your faithful clicking is adding on to my counter, if i get a dollar for every click you've done, i might earn some extra pocket money. since im not working nowadays. PLUS the number do look good, no?

if i dun care about you posts, why do i post an entry about you? well because its an eyesore.

WOW! hatemails, i feel like someone famous now (famous because famous ppl gets hatemail)

Im just being myself, if you expect me to blog boring stuffs about every calories i eat, im sorry. i cant, is either i be myself, or i be nothing at all.

Im an insult to Singaporean? what about you? you are a TYPICAL singaporean. all day stare at the computer (and clicking my site), and only dare to talk in cyberspace.

Im Gay? so wad? so are yr dad. (oops) it only shows how narrow minded are you.

Alot of people hates me? Im sorry to burst yr bubble bitch, what matters to me is Friendship. as long as i have my friends with me (Tayrius, Edalene, Shiying, Ming Kai,, Shi hua, yadda yadda yadda), i've got it all.

loves it.

And no, -_-" guy didnt use a fucking translator, cos -_-" is taking a third language called French, which basically means i-smarter-than-people-who-watch-the-arena, which is stupid people.

im not saying people who watch THE ARENA are stupid people, im saying, stupid people watches THE ARENA. theres a difference, beeyotch.

i really need to grow up? Its my life and i decide what i wan to do with it. nothing to do with you asshole.

Im degrading the IQ of my readers? But Maxine reads my blog! WHY her physio test got 47 ot of 50?

"oh, and by the way, your retarded picture of you posing and eating cake, and your eyes covered in like mascara and all the other eyeliner fuck"

Half the world uses mascara and eyeliner. and no, i didnt use mascara btw. and what the heck is EYELINER FUCK? is like like, fuck the eyeliner? or eyeliner fucking my eyes? *shrugs*

"IS FRICKING UGLY."

yeah, i know, the pictures i posted is fricking ugly. you dun have to repeat it, silly parrot.

You must have a small penis. if u manage to grow one, that is.

I guess u need attention Mr -_-', By seeking attention by posting yr 2 cents worth of comments, its like you might as well be twirling a fiery baton while trying to do cartwheels and yelling: "Look what I can do!"

yawn.

To Maxine: no bitch, i aint no loser *cough -_-' cough* im going with my SnK friend.

To the rest of the people: Love ya all

To -_-':, challenging me? bring it on bitch

Author's Note (updated on 6/2/07): Its not Levis' 508, its Levis' 528, my bad :)

survivor, bachelor, apprentice

2007-01-30T14:27:00.000+08:00

As a kid, my friends would ask me who is my Idol. And i would get stumped and go like "erm... dunno la" and people would think its crazy that i dun have a idol to wow over.

But who is worth my attention and time? and my ears so i can listen to their songs.

who should i choose?

Therefore being an highly welcomed individual (self-proclaimed) i decided to set up a competition to see which idol in Asia is worth my time and attention.

*DISCLAIMER: ALL MADE UP!*

*The idol-less bachelor : Singapore edition*

*plays the SURVIVOR THEME SONG (OH YEH YA OEH YEH YAH OEH YEAH YA)*

To be read in a deep, serious tone: this season, IDOL-LESS BACHELOR Dayvid Chia is going to choose his new idol. lets present.

contestant number 1: F4 *cough* faggots *cough* (notice the use of purple color)

contestant number 2: comic Boyz

contestant number 3: Jolin Tsai

contestant number 4: S.H.E.

contestant number 5: Sun Yan Zi

contestant number 6: Cyndi Wang

*sorry Jay and Wilbur are too busy to fight for my attention, nevertheless, they're hot*

I listened to their songs, and Jolin suddenly said

"HEY, why do u put that old photo of mine?"

and she showed me her new photo:

(kan wo 72 bian picture)

and i said "not pretty enough, might lose to S H E, if they all combined"

she bit her lips and transform again:

(Hai Dao, Castle, Album)

i erected abit *blushed*

but as a highly organized individual, i said "no one would wear this and go out, might lose to S.H.E if they combine with Cyndi you know? "

She rolled her eyes and gave me a dirty look thinking "wah lao, Where got people like that xian dong xian xi?"

she went home and changed:

(J game Album)

she said, in her sexy lips "liddat can le or not? a white tee and a low waist jeans, people will go out like this right? "

but i wasnt happy still "pls la, look at yr hair, although u are obviously very very chio, but look like a chao ah lian"

she fumed.

and changed again!

CHIO!

I erected fully :)

So, its time to make my decision

*imagine me as Donald Trump, only with more and nicer hair, in my armani suit, sitting in a huge rectangular table, and the contestants sitting in front of me ala The Apprentice*

me, turning my head "F4, you have failed to impress me with yr songs, i am utterly sick of yr meteor song. all of you needs a hair cut. you failed to look like a normal human being. im sory F4, you're fired"

*and they turn to leave*

turning my head to Cyndi "Cyndi, i like yr jet black hair and yr new song Jie Mao Wan Wan, but im afraid you failed to show creativity in albums, acting cute in that Ai Ni is enough, now u have to do that to Honey and CynDi with you, you have no creativity, and i feel like slapping you with my new cheap $2.60 water bottle i just bought from NTUC, you re fired"

*cyndi turns to leave, close the door behind her, and make some act cute noise to her manager*

Facing Comic Boyz "Hi, I like yr theme songs in yr album, other than that, all the song sucks, and you guys look wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than f4, cuter and... just cuter. but Im sorry, yr market are those teeny girls, im not one of them, so, you're fired"

they left.

then i turn and face Sun Yan Zi

"I actually wanted to support you cos you are a fellow singaporean, but too bad, my ex likes you and i dun wan to be reminded of my ex. PLUS u cant dance, So try harder next season"

Sun left too. humming "WO YAO DE XING FU"

Left Elva and Jolin.

I faced Jolin and said "hi Jo. I like yr dances, and the new images u've shown through yr albums. and yr catchy songs are very entertaining."

and i spin around 180 degree on my office chair ($59.90, from Ikea) and said "Elva, i like yr songs sometimes, but not on the whole"

so i made up my mind.

the winner is:

Jolin Tsai!

elva left, and Jolin immediatly danced Wu Niang in front of me.

i was memerized completely. :)

she also showed me her new Concert Photo:

i was like "show me for fuck? never invite me, this picture Google can get le la"

she rolled her Mascara Covered eyes and take out 2 pieces of paper from her LV multicolor monogram series which look like this

and handed me over the papers, and said "nah! dun say i never give you, dumbass"

i know i chose the correct winner for this season IDOL-LESS BACHELOR when i saw wad she gave me.

yah, i was eating Carls Junior AND filming the show at the same time.

Since i showed you so many chio pictures, i tot i show you something FUCKING DISGUSTING.

ew.ew.ew.

now thats better, WAYYYYYYYYYY better

diary of a singapore Auntie

2007-01-21T17:43:00.000+08:00

Diary of a typical Singapore Auntie

Dear Diary, today i woke up at 7am, because today is sunday and ah boy and ah girl no need to go to school mah. so today can sleep abit late. but then i woke up at 5am because the $1.99 alarm clock that i bought at Four Season spoilt. then i also dunno how to set the alarm clock in my handphone.

So i go and wash ah boy's white Bata school shoes lor. so dirty ar that ah boy. cannot keep clean one. after that i still have time so i watched Da Chang Jin for the 34th time. Then i realised that the remaining VCD are at 12th floor mrs Lee there. so cannot watch.

then i decided to go and water the plants outside my 4 room HDB flat. then so happened that Mrs Tan is watering her plants too. then she told me that 3rd floor Mrs loh's husband has won 4d! wah, when is my turn ar.

she also told me that 6th floor Mrs Huang son's girlfriend is pregant! youngsters these days ar... dunno how to behave one leh. hope my ah boy dun turn out like that. ah girl also.

actually, i dun think ah boy will turn out like that la. yesterday he showed me his Spelling results, he got 100 marks! and ah girl got 98, because she spelt "tomorrow" as "tomorow". haiyo.

she better pull up her socks. or else she cannot get good marks for PSLE, then cannot go into RGS, then no RJC then no uni. so in the end cannot work for government!

then i made 3 eggs for the both of them, after that ah boy complain that he haven buy chinese new year clothes so we go to IMM.

upon reaching IMM, the first thing we noticed was "Tee Shirt $8" at Samuel And Kevin. WAH SO cheap right? Me, carrying my fake LV($25.00 SDG at pasah malam), my long brown rebonded hair ($78.00 SDG), Giodano tee ($22.00 SDG), Hang ten shorts ($15.00 SDG) and some flip flop. rushed and see what is on sale.

Standing in front of the shop is this 18 to 21 years old looking young man who is folding the $8 clothes. I immediately go and picked up one and asked him "how much is this?"

he replied rudely "everything here is $8" and then keep folding his clothes.

then ar, i see the size and it is S. so i keep digging and digging lor. ALL s leh. how to wear? then that guy come and asked me "auntie can i help u?"

AUNTIE! he called me a Auntie!!

I AM ONLY 45 34 LOR!!!

so rude leh the boy.

then i tell him i wan XL and he say dun have, only got L. stupid boy, didnt even check say dun have. then i say "here all S leh!" thinking he will be pai seh, but then that idiot said "L is that side"

aiyo. so ma lu!

then Ah boy came and pushed me andi pushed the wagon backward, causing a little bit of things to topple. that stupid young boy came and pushed it back and gave me a dirty look. so xiong for wad? i just push abit wad.

i decided to complain.

then i saw his name tag. it says "Dayvid"

hahah! i am going to ask Ah boy to write a complain letter!

ugly people

2007-01-17T15:12:00.000+08:00

Happy NEW YEAR (although its a bit late to say that now)

but fuck it!

I've been really busy nowadays with stuffs la. But decided to blog today because Im having free time now and i need to clarify something shitty.

First and FOREMOST. I will not reply in my tags anymore. so if u see some retarded asshole imitating me, its not me.

And that (i suppose is the same person) hacked into my Friendster account and changed my profile to something very disgusting. that same person didnt change my password, so now i've changed it already.

I was rather angry when i saw my tagboard being spammed till like shit. But after severa thoughts, i guess i should be glad that my Friendster and Tagboard are spammed.

"why?" You scratched your head and asked.

Because it shows Im famous to a certain extent

if you are not famous (to a certain extent, that is), no one would bother about you. No one gives a shit about what do you do. no one cares how many sex you done this week. other than your parents. but thats a different matter altogether.

Take Paris Hilton for example (world record holder 2006: for the most exposed celebrity, and im not comparing myself to her by the way). Any idea why is she the world record holder for most exposed celebrity? why not Nicole Richie? she's almost as rich, as bitchy, as famous as Paris.

simply because people are interested in her. tabloids are talking about her everyday. people are interested in her. THATS why tabloids are always reporting true/false stufffs about her. sometimes they make rumors about her (i read Confession of an Heiress: Paris Hilton, and she claimed that most of the stuffs written about is false).

She doesnt mind, because it shows that the public is interested in her. similarly, the person who hacked into my friendster and tag board is also interested in ME. (maybe my pictures are printed out in 36k colors and pasted onto his wall). MAYBE he check back my blog like 10 times per day to see if i update. maybe he print out all my posts and then bind them together, you never know.

:) it does make sense, doesnt it?

the person may also be bored and thus find some attention seeking stuffs to attract attention. i say, this kinda person are the worse kind. WORSE! EVER!

simply because they cannot get any attention thru themselves. which makes them a loser, then they get negative attention through others (such as tagging rubbish), it doesnt matter wad kinda attention they re getting, beggers cant be chooser right? as long as its attention, they're happy with it. :) which makes them a even MORE loser.

Since the cant get attention by themselves, i suppose they re ugly people. on the scale of 0 to 10, i would say that this person should be a 2, considerating that he didnt do any serious damage (like changing my password on friendster).

who is zero then? u asked.

i would say its Eng How.

Im not saying he is the one tagging rubbish here, or the one hacking into my friendster. cos i would be surprised that he can turn on a laptop by himself, or maybe connect to the internet.

I think Eng how is the hideous-est guy ever, because of his ugly look, even with his contacts on he still look hideous. sorry i wun post a pic of him here because i dun wan you guys to die in front of the computer screen.

he has sucky attitude. and he walks with his head in the air.

Maxine thinks im cocky, wait till she sees eng how.

p/s: I was on MSN conversation with a not-so-close of mine and he said he is disappointed in me because i dun mind having sex before marriage. and then he goes on how it is wrong... etc etc, but the thing is: he's ugly.

why am i not surprised?

p/p/s: come Np LSCT open house tomorrow from 11 to 2, you'll see me dressed as Angel from Xmen. i know i dun have a nice body and such, but i wasnt the one asking for it. Dr Ho forced us to it. okay?

p/p/p/s: i rather be friend with a stingy people rather than a hypocritical one, seriously.

underwear, spongebab, shoe (DC)

2006-12-31T01:03:00.000+08:00

As promised! Here is a new entry! Im trying to make this post like tabloid kind, so its easier if you are not interested in my shits then can scroll until u find something that u wanna read

*Bangala tried to outwit S&K staff worker, failed*

Today theres this bangala (yes, again) who tried to outwit my in charge (we all call him lao da). He is really chee bye unreasonable, i feel like smacking him (so did my in charge).

Here is what happened. He came in at like 7pm and produced an alteration (is it spelt this way?) slip and wanted to collect his pants. lao da saw the slip and told him that on the slip, it was stated that he is supposed to collect it tomorrow, which is 31st of dec, AFTER 6pm. and he came a day early.

of cos the pants is not altered right? cos we are so busy and who the fuck has time to do alteration, he thinks we are very free and sit there and drink wine play classical music (actually we play english songs, those dirty dirty kind, theres this song that goes "blab blab you mother fucker better blab blab blab).

then he (he thinks) smartly said that he already told one of the staff that when he is making payment he is gonna collect it today, which is 30th of dec. and the staff said okay.

stupid people, he thinks by claiming that he said that he is gonna collect today and the staff agreed, he is king and can take his pants today. like wtf????

OBVIOUSLY he is lying, cos if the staff agreed that the pants is gonna be collected today, why not write todays' date, rather than write 31st? hor?!

and then lao da argue with him (sort of la, but not the quarrel quarrel kind) and he reasonably said that the slip says 31st of dec. and we have NOT altered the pants and he cannot collect today. and that stupid bangala said that "its your fault, dun say its my fault" and go on saying that tmr he is not free and going countdown at orchard (and touch you-know-what, i hope u have the bloody common sense not to go).

If anyone believe his story, the person would be considered an dumbass, probably as dumb as picking up a bag of garbage and worship them like its their new religion. only that a pack of garbage is more interesting, because sometimes u might find a bomb (like those in MRT) or used condoms.

*Dayvid receives new underwear, sexier than yours*

Dao xiong and mei ting came and visited me during work today! and they gave me a belated Christmas present, so sweet of them. when i opened it up, its a JOCK STRAP!!!

omg!! JOCK strap leh! How to wear? (by how to wear i mean how to wear without being laughed by people)

and theres a dick hole too! I guess its for urine or blowjob. *shrugs*

here's a picture of it. :)

wah, my favourite colour somemore (its blue, if u STILL dunno)

***Dayvid went to JB, bought rubbish back***

Eh, next time wanna go Malaysia, must jio me along okay? cos i wanna get big big softtoy, Patrick this time, cos i got a Spongebob! It was super fun.

i show you.

damn cute, and cheap, cost about 25 sg but in singapore it is sold at 50 bucks, and NOT even as big as mine. and cant really find la. Patrick largy worse. cos its those stupid kiap kiap machine then got inside. cant find anywhere else. but is like 3 bucks for 2 kiaps. ew

i also got a cheap (and fake) DC shoes. Its at a grand 30 SING bucks. but Ina and alot of people told me it looks 100 plus. so basically i got 30 bucks shoe and i can tell people i got it at 100 bucks. so u dun go around bursting my lie okay?

haiya, i know u will anyway, so link them to this blog and they get the full picture.

this is it!

If u say its hideous. i shall roll my eyes and accept this as a "temporary mental break down of yours." :)

you re luck

2006-12-31T00:13:00.000+08:00

YOU RE LUCK

blogging now. includes picture of my new shoes and a super sexy underwear. and a customer story

later!!

i go shower first!

xmas eve

2006-12-25T01:48:00.000+08:00

CHRISTMAS EVE sucks!

Seriously! It really sucks to be working on christmas EVE! not to mention christmas day too. (Which i will later, AFTERNOON shift somemore, god save me!)

Hooray! For those of you who hates me (eng how, kae hua and the rest of the fugly gang). they have something to rejoice!!!

I GOT PISSED TODAY AGAIN!

sometimes i wonder whether am i too bad tempered or what. but it seems like i ALWAYS kena pissed. By all sorts of people, like Bangalas, and some cheapo people, i wun mention who cos i dun wanna get sued. cos my 5.50 per hour is not enough to cover my lawyer fees.

You see, I start work (okay this pissing is NOT customers related) today at 10am. AND i had to get up at 7am because! I HAVE TO GET TO EUNOS at 9am!!! siao one! dun you think??? eh i live in sembawang leh, i dun live in bedok.

then i woke up at 7.15. and did something laa (cannot tell wad is it. but rest assure its not masturbating, who masturbate in morning? siao!) and left my house at 8.15am, then my incharge told me the day before, to take 28.

when i reach the bus stop at AMK!! theres no 28! so i called and asked again, and took 25.

then i got lost a fucking gain! i called my in charge and ask her where she is. and she told me to take cab down, BUT company wun pay for the cab fees (nbcb). thus this is HOW i used up my lunch money, the rest cannot spend cos its for dinner. yes i am very very broke.

to think MK think i very ric (he always say "u got a job lor")

then take goods (like 5 fucking heavy cartons) unload to a cab and then take to IMM.
in the midst of the transfering of goods i got my shirt dirtied. DAMN it!

then hor, i have a good hair day today leh! BUT got to wear a stupid christmas hat then everything is gone! wtf is wrong man???

during lunchtime i went to sleep and then when i woke up i realised my BIG GLUP is already half gone, means people drank from it. still nevermind. dun be so stingy laaaa.

the worst thing is that someone got a flu AND drank from the same straw!!!

THUS when i woke up from my nap (no money for lunch, thanks to SnK's stinginess, so sleep lor) i drank from it. and like 15 mins later i got a flu!!!

wah seh!!! buy 4d also not zun laa (but i dun buy 4d)

thank god serene got panadol PLUS anti drowiness. WOO! i took 1 and i felt so much better.

Then theres this father who brought his monkey kids into the shop and then the kids run around tossing the clothes all over the damn place. basically like monkeys. i had to clear up their mess (serene also had to clear them up) and you know wad the father did or not ?

he just say "eh, behave yourself okay? dears"

bloody hell. if i were the father i will slap my kids for not behaving in public.

this is NOT the end man!

another fat kid (like 4 years old), i cant tell whether its a male or female. cos it look like butch to me (if it is a butch, then WTF is wrong with the parents) toss everything around ala the monkey kids.

PLUS it like to HIDE IN the display shelf and scare me! it bloody scared me. i almost gave it (if u noticed, i dunno to use He or She, so i use it) a punch in its face. that would teach it to behave and NOT SCARE PEOPLE.

gosh its already 2am! NEED TO SLEEP!!! blog more tomorrow